IC Contact

[foolishwren]

ffzzbrrttzzckssshhhh

"Yo, it's Heather. I'm probably asleep or Godzilla ate my 'Gear or something so I can't answer you right now. But feel free to leave a message or something. I'll probably get back to you. ... Probably. Peace out."

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
[Need to send Heather a private message but don't particularly wanna spam up your friendslists? Feel free to leave it here! Please include the name of the game and IC date of the message in your comment to help avoid confusion. For OOC contact, feel free to send a PM or IM the mun at Phantastus! peace out yo]

Comments

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[a_sin_for_him]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

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[foolishwren]

yo you do know that these things are just pranks....... right?

_{[SHE'S NOT SURE I MEAN YOU DID JUST GET HERE NOT THAT LONG AGO]}

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[a_sin_for_him]

I'm aware it's frivolous nonsense analogous to a children's game.

You're the only person I know who didn't send it to me first. I wanted to annoy someone else instead of being annoyed.

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[foolishwren]

....




so you thought you'd annoy somebody

and you picked ME





do you have any idea what youve begun

_{[ONE DOES NOT JUST TRY TO OUT-ANNOYING HEATHER MASON.]}

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[a_sin_for_him]

It was what everyone was doing at the time.

Envy and Kirikou already sent it to me, Greed's right here... I don't know many people. I wasn't going to be left out.

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[foolishwren]

and if everyone else was jumping off a cliff, wuold you too?

_{[You're not just imagining that parental tone, Lust. Heather is employing it because she knows it's the most fucking annoying thing in the universe.]}

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[a_sin_for_him]

Of course not. It just seemed as though it were a social convention. A sort of game, as a friend explained it.

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[foolishwren]

pranks are serious business, lust

you shouldn't start any unless you want to get pranked in return

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[a_sin_for_him]

I wasn't attempting to PRANK you.

I was just trying to be normal.

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[foolishwren]

all right all right i believe you

but just for future reference here's some information on how chain letters got started, it's important to know why it's such a big deal that people buy into them and keep spreading them around

here