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[foolishwren]

ffzzbrrttzzckssshhhh

"Yo, it's Heather. I'm probably asleep or Godzilla ate my 'Gear or something so I can't answer you right now. But feel free to leave a message or something. I'll probably get back to you. ... Probably. Peace out."

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
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Backdated to Nov 8th, early

[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[Ring ring ring! Ring ring ring!]

[He doesn't even let Heather get out a 'hello'.]</sub>

GUESS. WHAT.

[foolishwren]

<sub>[--well, color her surprised.]

[It's the first time she's talked to Henry outside of text in AWHILE and he managed something above his usual whispermumble!]</sub>

Wow.

Uh-- okay, haha... what?

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry's entire voice is grinning with manic energy.]}

There was a dead baby!

[foolishwren]

_{[Her face has never gone from "lol what wacky shenanigans have the guys been up to this time" to "8|" so fast.]}

--what?

Where?

... In the house?

[no_ufo_ending]

For months.

_{[There is a pause.]}

His name is Wrath. He was the one making all the toast. For some reason it's the only form of bread he eats.

[foolishwren]

... Wrath?

You mean that kid Envy and the others were talking about around New Years'? He's in the house now?

... How did you not notice an ENTIRE KID?

[no_ufo_ending]

This kid is not...

...normal.

He also came and went through the poke'flap in the dead of night so that might have something to do with it.

[foolishwren]

Wow.

Wellp.

... I was right! It wasn't a ghost!

[no_ufo_ending]

No, but a zombie is pretty close.

[foolishwren]

Okay, I'll give you that.

But I wasn't wrong, either.

It WAS just one of the Homunculi being weird.

Just... not one that we knew about.

[no_ufo_ending]

Yeah. Envy's in so much trouble with everyone.

[foolishwren]

I can imagine.

Why didn't he tell you?

[no_ufo_ending]

He forgot.

_{[Henry just lets that sink in.]}

[foolishwren]

...

_{[She lets her head sink into her hands.]}

Oh my god, Envy....

[no_ufo_ending]

Yeah.

So he's in trouble now.

[foolishwren]

He's battin' a thousand lately.

This is what happens when I'm not around to keep everyone in line.

[no_ufo_ending]

Honestly. Anyway. So. This has been the eleven-o-clock news.

[foolishwren]

Thanks for the update.

Good to know that no matter what stage of life I'm in, my family is still FUCKING INSANE.