105. FOURTH WALL POST [Action for Saffron City, anywhere in Saffron City! Video's okay too]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[You know what?]

[Heather's not even sure why she TRIES anymore.]





[So done. So done.]</sub>


Here we go again.


... Yes, Cooj, I still love you.

Just not right now.

Comments

[tu_cute]

That ith the ugliest dog I ever saw. [Thank you small lisping green-haired child for your input.]

sfdgh sorry for the late reply, I spent most of yesterday either passed out or on a plane

[foolishwren]

_{[She looks up. Huh. Never seen THAT kid before. But she offers up a casual shrug.]}

Sure is.

Think if I entered him in a dog show I'd get the opposite of a blue ribbon?

_{[What's on the other side of blue in a color wheel...? Red or something? ... Yellow?]}

No problem! Hope you had a nice flight.

[tu_cute]

[Nel kind of fell through the 4th wall and ended up with a cubone.

She also doesn't know what a dog show is but she can pretend.]

The other dogth would run away and he'd win becauthe they were all gone.

It was okay! c:

[foolishwren]

Sounds logical to me.

_{[Meanwhile, Cujo is getting right up and happily ambling over because OBVIOUSLY A SMALL CHILD IS AT PERFECT SLOBBER HEIGHT.]}

c:

[tu_cute]

[Nel's slightly grossed out by creepy zombie Cujo, but she drools on people who she likes too. Yes Cujo, she understands.

She pats him on the side of his face.]

You ith needing a bath.

[Nel will probably need a bath too, after Cujo-slobber.]

Ith he having a name? I'm Nel Tu! That guy over there ith Fuzzbutt.

[Cubone (who refuses to respond to "Fuzzbutt") just sits and watches.]

[foolishwren]

He smells so bad after baths, I don't give him many. _{[... Of course, he's not usually ROTTEN, he's usually just REALLY HAIRY, but there you go.]}

His name's Cujo.

He's not normally this ugly.

_{[He just happily soaks up the attention, panting, with his tongue lolling grotesquely downwards between the two halves of his muzzle.]}

[tu_cute]

A dutht bath ith better than a water bath. [Someone told her rolling around it the dust helped clean you up and Nel hasn't had a reason to question that. Plus she's from a desert, and water is nonexistent.]

He ith needing a bandage. [Nel taps one hand against the scar between her eyes.] When my head got opened, my brotherth put a bandage on it.

[foolishwren]

Yeah?

He's got a few of those already... not sure they're doing him much good.

_{[... Of course, they were sort of ... gross and rotten, so that didn't exactly help.]}

[tu_cute]

They need to be on hith fathe. And they need to not be icky.