foolishwren: launching noogie attack in 3... 2... 1... (... wanna bet?)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2014-07-09 08:50 pm

116. [Video/Action for Lake of Rage]

[It's been a few weeks since Heather's terse text post regarding her father-- hardly the longest period of time she's gone in between network posts, but she certainly hasn't been overly talkative.]

[When the video comes on though, it's partially obscured by a fuzzy blue blob-- the 'Gear has been placed on a clothes rack, pointed to view the next aisle over. Specifically, it's showing the back of a shaggy brown head. Henry Townshend, taciturn photography and unsuspecting victim, is slowly picking his way through a rack of swim trunks.]

[Amid the jangling of clothes-hangers, something appears in the corner of the screen.]

[That something is a pair of hands, and between them-- stretched like a rubber band-- is a Speedo.]

[There is a pregnant pause, probably for the sake of letting the network audience take it all in.]








[Then the hands let it fly.]


[Henry lets out a howl and claps a hand to his head as the speedo bounces off of it with a rubbery twang.]



HEATHER!!


[The camera jostles and the feed ends.]
no_ufo_ending: (no go home space robot)

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[personal profile] no_ufo_ending 2014-07-10 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Henry wheels around and frowns at Heather through the swimwear forest.]

If you want me to go to this beach thing with you guys, leave me alone.

[Somebody's all cranky from walking all day. Weh.]
no_ufo_ending: (2 kool 4 skool)

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[personal profile] no_ufo_ending 2014-07-10 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Henry just meets her michevious gaze with a slightly frownier version of his usual deadpan stare.]

They all look exactly the same.

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exeggutorhead: (lol u gais)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-07-10 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy keeps quiet until the speedo hits its target, because he can tell a sneak attack when he sees one.]

[After that he's just straight up cackling.]


Nice shot!

[SORRY HENRY. Except not really sorry because that was hilarious.]
exeggutorhead: (amused)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-07-12 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
So was that to get back at him for something, or just because the opportunity was there?

[Either of these is a completely valid option as far as Envy's concerned.]

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paopuprincess: (Excited)

[personal profile] paopuprincess 2014-07-10 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! That'll show him!

[She giggles. If there's anyone that can appreciate a good prank, it's Kairi.]
paopuprincess: (What?)

[personal profile] paopuprincess 2014-07-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, he actually wears those? They look really uncomfortable.

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[personal profile] sitdownbecider 2014-07-10 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
S'that really the way y'all humans use underwear?

[Maybe she's been doing it wrong the whole time.]
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[personal profile] sitdownbecider 2014-07-13 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
'Course, we get everypony a pair of these an' Team Rocket won't know what hit 'em.

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[personal profile] adnihilum 2014-07-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey, it's the girl from last month. ]

You've put a lot if effort into this.

[ He's actually amused. ]

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captainash: (confident)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-07-11 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
...You do realize that you just hit someone with a Speedo that fifty guys might have tried on in the last month, right?

[His voice is aiming for 'mature adult scolding young fool', but it comes out more as 'choking on his own laughter'.]
captainash: (confident)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-07-11 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
And you do realize that your poor innocent victim will soon also realize that, and either get angrier or freak the hell out?

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rocketralph: (pixels: error error!)

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[personal profile] rocketralph 2014-07-11 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind him, he's just wandering into the little shop where his pal said they were going to--]

[TWONG!]

[He just barely manages to duck.]


You'll put someone's eye out with that!

[Where did that eve come from!?]
rocketralph: (excuse you)

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[personal profile] rocketralph 2014-07-12 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM RALPH, HEATHER. He's taller than most of the shelves in this store. When he spots her he quickly forms a frown.]

I'm here for hand-to-hand combat training, not projectiles.

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majorcrotchgrab: (✪ sparkle sparkle~)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-07-16 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Although it happens rather fast, Raikov rather likes the idea of swim-wear looking like his thong. Hmmmm...]

I'd wear it.
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-07-18 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I never planned on having kids anyways.

[He pauses.]

That seems a bit odd. You would think older men would wear something more conservative.

[Like those ridiculous looking full body bathing suits.]

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