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Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2014-11-28 12:46 am

119. [FOURTH WALL! ACTION FOR ERRYBODY]

[It's begun.]

[THAT TIME OF YEAR.]

[No, not the time of year when the Christmas decorations start going up in stores-- let's be real, guys, that happened like two months ago.]

[No.]

[It's that time of year when the boundaries between worlds grow thin and all kinds of wild and wonderful things come pouring out of thin air onto the streets for all to watch and enjoy.]

[... And then on the other end of the spectrum, there's...]



WHOA! HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK! MORE NEW POKEMON!!!

[The shout of an excited Ace Trainer dudebro who never quite got off the September Swarm hype train rings out over the chaos as a small army of... uh... things come bumbling down the sidewalk, ineffectively squawking and bumping into peoples' legs.]

OH! Oh, they're ADORABLE! LOOK! I'm keeping one RIGHT NOW!

[A Poke-Fan sweeps one off of its tiny nub feet and cradles it like an infant while it flops and kicks.]

[A crowd soon forms.]

[No one pays any attention to the trainer hopping up and down at the edge, waving her arms.]




Guys-- GUYS!! STOP!

THOSE AREN'T-- THOSE AREN'T POKEMON, YOU GUYS.

DON'T TRY TO CA-- unbelievable.

i'm sorry

[personal profile] mistydayjudgement 2014-11-29 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Where there's a James, there's a Pyramid Head.

He also needs to take care of the stray monsters. Can't just have them wandering around everywhere... even if "Alessa" is present.]

<3

[personal profile] mistydayjudgement 2014-12-01 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[... But the monsters. They shouldn't be here. James is here too. I don't think he's realized he's smothered his wife yet so he needs to be reminded.

He stops in his tracks though as Heather tries to shoo him away. Maybe pointing to the Numb Bodies will make it clear as to what he's up to.

GOSH, STEP-MOM. or whatever you'd be considered. I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP.]

[personal profile] mistydayjudgement 2014-12-11 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
[There is that hole on the left side of his mask...

But, oh, good. She realizes what he wants. He taps his Great Spear against the ground in response. Somebody's gotta shepard those things back into the Otherworld... or at least attempt to. I mean, do you really want them running around like this?]
smotherswithlove: (1)

8D hey babe

[personal profile] smotherswithlove 2014-11-29 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
N- Nnno. No, this can't be!

[ James holds his head. The Red Pyramid Thing...how. It must've follow him here. He's not sure if he should be more afraid for himself...or for everyone else. ]

how u doin'

[personal profile] mistydayjudgement 2014-12-01 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He should definitely be afraid for himself. Pyramid Head's not particularly interested in anyone else. He is your monster after all, James.

And while he doesn't attack or even prompt it, he's sticking close by. I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, MIKE WAZOWSKI.]
smotherswithlove: (15)

internal screaming

[personal profile] smotherswithlove 2014-12-02 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ James'll just be...standing...over...here trying not to remember the thing's assault on the lying figures and mannequins or...whatever. ]

[ He also totally didn't take-your-sword-from-the-labyrinthohgodpleasegoaway ]

oh bb

[personal profile] mistydayjudgement 2014-12-11 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't even lie about that. You totally stole it. That's why he's stuck with his Great Spear! Not that he minds though. Easier to carry and wreck havoc with. Enjoy dragging that thing around and trying to swing it. lol puny human.

Pyramid Head isn't going anywhere. Not with the Numb Bodies roaming around. But he does snap his head sharply towards wherever James moves. Gotta keep him on his toes.]