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foolishwren) wrote2014-11-28 12:46 am
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119. [FOURTH WALL! ACTION FOR ERRYBODY]
[It's begun.]
[THAT TIME OF YEAR.]
[No, not the time of year when the Christmas decorations start going up in stores-- let's be real, guys, that happened like two months ago.]
[No.]
[It's that time of year when the boundaries between worlds grow thin and all kinds of wild and wonderful things come pouring out of thin air onto the streets for all to watch and enjoy.]
[... And then on the other end of the spectrum, there's...]
WHOA! HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK! MORE NEW POKEMON!!!
[The shout of an excited Ace Trainer dudebro who never quite got off the September Swarm hype train rings out over the chaos as a small army of... uh... things come bumbling down the sidewalk, ineffectively squawking and bumping into peoples' legs.]
OH! Oh, they're ADORABLE! LOOK! I'm keeping one RIGHT NOW!
[A Poke-Fan sweeps one off of its tiny nub feet and cradles it like an infant while it flops and kicks.]
[A crowd soon forms.]
[No one pays any attention to the trainer hopping up and down at the edge, waving her arms.]

Guys-- GUYS!! STOP!
THOSE AREN'T-- THOSE AREN'T POKEMON, YOU GUYS.
DON'T TRY TO CA-- unbelievable.
[THAT TIME OF YEAR.]
[No, not the time of year when the Christmas decorations start going up in stores-- let's be real, guys, that happened like two months ago.]
[No.]
[It's that time of year when the boundaries between worlds grow thin and all kinds of wild and wonderful things come pouring out of thin air onto the streets for all to watch and enjoy.]
[... And then on the other end of the spectrum, there's...]
WHOA! HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK! MORE NEW POKEMON!!!
[The shout of an excited Ace Trainer dudebro who never quite got off the September Swarm hype train rings out over the chaos as a small army of... uh... things come bumbling down the sidewalk, ineffectively squawking and bumping into peoples' legs.]
OH! Oh, they're ADORABLE! LOOK! I'm keeping one RIGHT NOW!
[A Poke-Fan sweeps one off of its tiny nub feet and cradles it like an infant while it flops and kicks.]
[A crowd soon forms.]
[No one pays any attention to the trainer hopping up and down at the edge, waving her arms.]

Guys-- GUYS!! STOP!
THOSE AREN'T-- THOSE AREN'T POKEMON, YOU GUYS.
DON'T TRY TO CA-- unbelievable.
i'm sorry
He also needs to take care of the stray monsters. Can't just have them wandering around everywhere... even if "Alessa" is present.]
never apologize for pyramid head
[Although the noise 'Alessa' makes when she turns around and spots the geometrical behemoth trudging along is somewhere between a shout of fear and a SCREAM OF PURE OUTRAGED DISBELIEF.]
NO.
NO.
WHERE ARE Y-- NO, DAMMIT!
[She may never have encountered Pyramid Head herself, but she knows a child of the Otherworld when she sees one. And dammit, you're ALL bad news!]
[Yanking her vest off, Heather stomps RIGHT TOWARDS the otherworldly executioner, flapping it like you might whip a towel around at... I don't know, a cat or something, to scare it off the table.]
GO! LEAVE! GO HOME! VAMOOSE!
<3
He stops in his tracks though as Heather tries to shoo him away. Maybe pointing to the Numb Bodies will make it clear as to what he's up to.
GOSH, STEP-MOM.
or whatever you'd be considered.I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP.]no subject
[She squares her feet and GLARES, only breaking eye contact (.... if... Pyramid Head can even MAKE eye contact. Are there eyes somewhere under there? We may never know) to glance at the numbodies when he indicates them.]
--what, you're gonna help me take care of those?
no subject
But, oh, good. She realizes what he wants. He taps his Great Spear against the ground in response. Somebody's gotta shepard those things back into the Otherworld... or at least attempt to. I mean, do you really want them running around like this?]
no subject
[She pauses a little, dumb-founded.]
... In that case, uh... carry on?
[WHAT AN... UNUSUALLY-HELPFUL MONSTER.]
8D hey babe
[ James holds his head. The Red Pyramid Thing...how. It must've follow him here. He's not sure if he should be more afraid for himself...or for everyone else. ]
how u doin'
And while he doesn't attack or even prompt it, he's sticking close by.
I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, MIKE WAZOWSKI.]internal screaming
[ He also totally didn't take-your-sword-from-the-labyrinthohgodpleasegoaway ]
oh bb
Pyramid Head isn't going anywhere. Not with the Numb Bodies roaming around. But he does snap his head sharply towards wherever James moves. Gotta keep him on his toes.]