foolishwren | 119. [FOURTH WALL! ACTION FOR ERRYBODY]

_{[It's begun.]

[THAT TIME OF YEAR.]

[No, not the time of year when the Christmas decorations start going up in stores-- let's be real, guys, that happened like two months ago.]

[No.]

[It's that time of year when the boundaries between worlds grow thin and all kinds of wild and wonderful things come pouring out of thin air onto the streets for all to watch and enjoy.]

[... And then on the other end of the spectrum, there's...]}

WHOA! HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK! MORE NEW POKEMON!!!

_{[The shout of an excited Ace Trainer dudebro who never quite got off the September Swarm hype train rings out over the chaos as a small army of... uh... things come bumbling down the sidewalk, ineffectively squawking and bumping into peoples' legs.]}

OH! Oh, they're ADORABLE! LOOK! I'm keeping one RIGHT NOW!

_{[A Poke-Fan sweeps one off of its tiny nub feet and cradles it like an infant while it flops and kicks.]

[A crowd soon forms.]

[No one pays any attention to the trainer hopping up and down at the edge, waving her arms.]}

Guys-- GUYS!! STOP!

THOSE AREN'T-- THOSE AREN'T POKEMON, YOU GUYS.

DON'T TRY TO CA-- unbelievable.

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[Where there's a James, there's a Pyramid Head.

He also needs to take care of the stray monsters. Can't just have them wandering around everywhere... even if "Alessa" is present.]

_{[GOOD GUY PYRAMID HEAD. Someone's gotta keep these things in check!]

[Although the noise 'Alessa' makes when she turns around and spots the geometrical behemoth trudging along is somewhere between a shout of fear and a SCREAM OF PURE OUTRAGED DISBELIEF.]}

NO.

NO.

WHERE ARE Y-- NO, DAMMIT!

_{[She may never have encountered Pyramid Head herself, but she knows a child of the Otherworld when she sees one. And dammit, you're ALL bad news!]

[Yanking her vest off, Heather stomps RIGHT TOWARDS the otherworldly executioner, flapping it like you might whip a towel around at... I don't know, a cat or something, to scare it off the table.]}

GO! LEAVE! GO HOME! VAMOOSE!

[... But the monsters. They shouldn't be here. James is here too. I don't think he's realized he's smothered his wife yet so he needs to be reminded.

He stops in his tracks though as Heather tries to shoo him away. Maybe pointing to the Numb Bodies will make it clear as to what he's up to.

GOSH, STEP-MOM. ~~or whatever you'd be considered.~~ I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP.]

_{[Step-mom, Grandma, maybe like... Jesus or something? Who the fuck can even tell, the family tree of Silent Hill is pretty much just a bunch of tangled-together weeping willows at this point.]

[She squares her feet and GLARES, only breaking eye contact (.... if... Pyramid Head can even MAKE eye contact. Are there eyes somewhere under there? We may never know) to glance at the numbodies when he indicates them.]}

--what, you're gonna help me take care of those?

[There is that hole on the left side of his mask...

But, oh, good. She realizes what he wants. He taps his Great Spear against the ground in response. Somebody's gotta shepard those things back into the Otherworld... or at least attempt to. I mean, do you really want them running around like this?]

... Oh.

_{[She pauses a little, dumb-founded.]}

... In that case, uh... carry on?

_{[WHAT AN... UNUSUALLY-HELPFUL MONSTER.]}

N- Nnno. No, this can't be!

[ James holds his head. The Red Pyramid Thing...how. It must've follow him here. He's not sure if he should be more afraid for himself...or for everyone else. ]

[He should definitely be afraid for himself. Pyramid Head's not particularly interested in anyone else. He is your monster after all, James.

And while he doesn't attack or even prompt it, he's sticking close by. ~~I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, MIKE WAZOWSKI.~~]

[ James'll just be...standing...over...here trying not to remember the thing's assault on the lying figures and mannequins or...whatever. ]

[ He also totally didn't take-your-sword-from-the-labyrinthohgodpleasegoaway ]

[Don't even lie about that. You totally stole it. That's why he's stuck with his Great Spear! Not that he minds though. Easier to carry and wreck havoc with. Enjoy dragging that thing around and trying to swing it. lol puny human.

Pyramid Head isn't going anywhere. Not with the Numb Bodies roaming around. But he does snap his head sharply towards wherever James moves. Gotta keep him on his toes.]

119. [FOURTH WALL! ACTION FOR ERRYBODY]

i'm sorry

never apologize for pyramid head

<3

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8D hey babe

how u doin'

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oh bb