I'd say the latter, then!

_{[... Well that and the fact that she was all ":D I'm a ~*~THIEF~*~" sort of ... cued Heather into that.]}

I wish I could say I used to steal stuff as epic as the truth.

In reality the most epic thing I probably stole was one of those big ketchup dispensers from Happy Burger because someone dared me and somehow I got away with it.