[She has to stay at the till (her break is over, sob), but the Evil Bitchmonster from Venus is... not hard to find. Sure enough, she is off looming over some poor employee as he stacks boxes nervously. You can practically see the goosebumps popping up on his arms as she breathes down his neck.]
[She is a rather magnificent specimen of unfortunate appearances, and she looks kind of like a very tall, bony, curly-haired centipede. With a mustache. And a small neckbeard. And a lazy eye.]
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[She is a rather magnificent specimen of unfortunate appearances, and she looks kind of like a very tall, bony, curly-haired centipede. With a mustache. And a small neckbeard. And a lazy eye.]