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"Yo, it's Heather. I'm probably asleep or Godzilla ate my 'Gear or something so I can't answer you right now. But feel free to leave a message or something. I'll probably get back to you. ... Probably. Peace out."

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
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_[HUFF.]

Well, not much, that's for sure.

_{[Still, she's visibly touched. And they smell awesome.]}

... You wanna eat one?

I guarantee that if I leave them longer than a few hours, they're gonna end up in Henry's stomach.

_{[BECAUSE HENRY HAS NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL PROPERTY WHEN IT COMES TO SNACKS. >8I]}

[Crow shrugs with a smile.]

Hey, they're yours, so you're free to do what you wanna with 'em.

[Including feeding them to Henry, but doing so with all of them would be a waste, now wouldn't it?]

... Though if you decide to give me one, I'm not gonna complain.

In that case...

_{[she plucks one from the box and holds it out to him with a grin.]}

Lo, lo, lo.

[A brief click of a beak, and then — Cooper's voice.]

Tricia.

_{[It's always a little startling when the 'Gear suddenly starts to talk-- you'd think Heather would have turned off that function by now, but she leaves it on anyway just in case of missed calls. Easier to hear the damn thing if it's yelling at you than if it just vibrates and then takes a message.]

[But needless to say... it's doubly startling when it's that voice]

[... Well, in Tricia's case, perhaps 'startled' isn't the best word.]

[With a quiet woof, the Manectric surges up from where she'd been curled on the floor next to her 'new trainer's' bed, trotting over to where the 'Gear sits and nudging it with her nose, tilting her head at it. The expectant panting can probably be heard plainly on the other side.]

[Was that who she thought it was?]}

[Sadly, no. But it's a voice she ought to recognize, even so — at least, once it switches over into Julee's own familiar trill.]

Hellooo, Tricia!

_{[Oh, she recognizes it all right-- and while it wasn't the voice she was hoping for, it IS one she's happy to hear. Although all any humans will hear is a whole lot of excited wuffling, Julee should obviously be able to make perfect sense of what Tricia is saying.]}

Julee!

You sure are a sight for sore ears! ... I mean, a sound!

Is Trainer with you?

I don't understand, I came out of the box and it was his friend and not him, and she's being very strange! It's been nice but I want to come home! Can Trainer come get me?

Noooooo.

[And that is so sad. Fortunately, Julee's vocabulary in Chatot chirps and whistles is far more comprehensive than it is in English, so now that she's switched over from mimicking for the sake of calling Tricia, it's easier to explain.]

We were in the box too and Detective took us out. I think our trainer is gone. We're all split up now! Where are Holmes and Emily? Where is everyone?

_{[Tricia whines, cocking her head to the side. WHAT? That-- what?]

[THAT MAKES NO SENSE.]}

... That can't be true!

Are you playing a trick on me?

It won't work.

_{[But she sounds too worried to genuinely think that it's a trick. Because after all, why WOULD she be here instead of ... well, home?]}

It's just me here... Holmes and Emily aren't. There's another Noctowl but she is much smaller! And also a girl.

Why would he be gone?

He wouldn't go.

Not without us!

_{[JULEE YOU ARE SMART MAKE SENSE OF THIS!]}

[She whistles sadly, long and low.]

I think yes. No one can find him! We looked and looked and looked.

[And now everything is terrible forever.]

We are far away from the people house. Maybe they are at the people house. We have to find them! Everyone is apart when we are supposed to be together.

But... Detective would be able to find him. RIGHT?

_{[Why hasn't she found him? They always find each other.]

[The Manectric looks down at the carpet for a moment, cogs ticking away inside her head.]}

... I'll go to the people house! Right now! I bet he's there! AND all the others! You'll see. This was just a great big mistake, like on TV when something silly happens and then you can hear a bunch of humans laughing.

_{[YES THIS IS A GOOD PLAN. But... that means she needs to be able to open the DOOR. That could be hard. Hm.]}

Go see who is there. We'll call again soon!

You got me to spend money on these.

[Great Odin's ghost, what was he watching...]

omg

which one are you watching

_{[YOU ARE WATCHING PURE, CAMPY GLORY, HICCUP.]}

is it "santa vs the deoxys"

No, but I do have that one. Right now "The Muk" is on and I made it through "The Flygon". You're right, insect horse = bad idea.

There's one called "Attack of the Killer Cherubi" what is with these titles?

basically since no effort whatsoever went into making the movies, they didn't think the titles needed any either


did you get "Sharpedotillery"????

it's about a giant sharpedo combined with an octillery and it looks amazing

and by amazing i mean hilariously bad

And they expect people to buy these? When not instructed to by a girl that teaches pokemon to type "OMG" over and over when one of the main characters has a really fake-looking death scene?

(Eve doesn't make a very good movie-watching companion.)

I think if I buy more of these, they'll fire me at the pokemon center for my poor life choices and spending habits.

_{[At first she has to squint at the screen for a moment. ... And then she remembers.]}

dude she remembered??

I'M SO PROUD

tell her that her internet teacher is proud

ANYWAY

they can't fire you for that, it's none of their business what you do on your own time!!






... unless you're watching these at work

you're not watching these at work are you

"tbh" she uses your lessons whenever possible. I think she wants to learn more, too.

No, Heather, I'm not watching these at work.

[He's not THAT stupid.]

Besides, the center doesn't have any good popcorn, and I figured out that that's an important part of watching movies.

 well I'd be PROUUUUUUUUUUUD to teach her
i have so much internet wisdom to impart you don't even know



but yeah the Center food in general is kinda cruddy, which i guess makes sense since they'll give it to you for free or cheap

so you made a wise choice by watching it at home young padawan

A+

And I'm a little afraid to find out. Eve texting is way more terrifying than these movies.

What's a padawan?

psh she'd learn sooner or later.

i'm surprised zack hasn't taught her, he must be fluent in netspeak by now

_{[But then there's a slight pause.]}

okay for your next assignment we're gonna find the versions of "Star Wars" that exist in this world 

i think you'll like it

Huh. I don't think Zack's ever talked like that in our conversations.

Or typed. Whatever.

Okay, but I think you should buy them this time. I have to pay off Albert for building a pool.

okay, it's a deal

gimme some time to try and track them down and then we can have a movie night or something

_{[The feed is dim and grainy, as the 'gear's transmissions usually are when one is inside and at first it's unclear what is going on.]

[Then it appears. The ugliest discount rubber Swellow mask in existance. It's being held by a very large hand.]}

It's you.

_{[RALPH OUT.]}

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