IC Contact

[foolishwren]

ffzzbrrttzzckssshhhh

"Yo, it's Heather. I'm probably asleep or Godzilla ate my 'Gear or something so I can't answer you right now. But feel free to leave a message or something. I'll probably get back to you. ... Probably. Peace out."

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
[Need to send Heather a private message but don't particularly wanna spam up your friendslists? Feel free to leave it here! Please include the name of the game and IC date of the message in your comment to help avoid confusion. For OOC contact, feel free to send a PM or IM the mun at Phantastus! peace out yo]

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[Video Message]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[... Ralph you butthead. >8I]

[A few minutes later, he gets a return video ping on his 'Gear.]

[It's a hand holding a hamburger with a bite out of it in front of the camera. And making it talk.]</sub>

HURP LOOK AT ME I'M FOOD FIGHTER.

BLUGHGHBLURBLHGH.

[Video Message]

[rocketralph]

<sub>[...FROWNYFACE.]

[NO. She wasn't supposed to retaliate. He has to think fast.]

[Ralph attempts to stretch the hideous rubber bird mask over his huge-ass head and mimic Heather's voice as best he can.]</sub>

Look at me, I'm Birdo and all I eat is cheese!

[Video Message]

[foolishwren]

_{[She makes the hamburger jerk around emphatically, dribbling ketchup and mayo.]}

I'M FOOD FIGHTER AND I SMELL LIKE STINKY ONIONS AND PICKLES.

[Video Message]

[rocketralph]

THERE WEREN'T EVEN ANY ONIONS IN THAT FIGHT.

<sub>[Cue people in the tiny store he's in turning to stare at the grown-ass man screaming into his gear about onions. While halfway wearing a bird mask.]

[Aint even give a damn.]</sub>

[Video Message]

[foolishwren]

BLUH BLUH I'M FOOD FIGHTER AND I GET HUNG UP ON TINY INSIGNIFICANT DETAILS!

[Video Message]

[rocketralph]

AWK AWK AWK AWK

_{[Ralph can't come up with a good response to that so he just devolves into squawking, imitating Heather as best he can.]}

Sorry, I don't speak Birdbrain.

[Video Message]

[foolishwren]

Well, I don't speak BURGER, so I guess we're at an impasse!

[Video Message]

[rocketralph]

_{[Insults have stopped working. Time to move into threats.]}

I'm buying you this.

[Video Message]

[foolishwren]

You'd better make sure it fits up your nose first, since that's where it'll go if you do.

[Video Message]

[rocketralph]

That's pretty big talk commin' from such a little bird.

[Video Message]

[foolishwren]

Just 'cause I don't have tree trunks for arms doesn't mean I don't pack a punch, Beefy.

[Video Message]

[rocketralph]

Alright then. Next time we cross paths, let's go. Me and you, one on one. Man to bird.

[Video Message]

[foolishwren]

Bring it!

[video] Dec 10

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Come in, adopted!sister! It is adopted!brother! He's outside and his hoodie is up over his face but the trail of smoke that drifts into the scene makes it clear what he's doing out in this weather.]}

Heather. Heather, hey. I found some of those green and red sour pokeball candies for our stockings, but what do I get for Mr. Mason? I don't want to get him notebooks again.

[video] Dec 10

[foolishwren]

_{[COME IN STONER BRO.]}

Hm. Well, books are always a big hit, but given that we're technically nomads, those things sort of start to add up after awhile.

Maybe get him an ugly holiday sweater.

He loves those.

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry considers this quietly and chews his lip.]}

I don't know...isn't that what you're going to get him?

[foolishwren]

No. I haven't decided what I'm gonna get him yet.

_{[She has some ideas... but it depends on his Pokemon. If Hazel doesn't want to evolve, a Thunderstone gift might as well be a fancy doorstop...]}

[no_ufo_ending]

Hmm...I saw a notebook shaped like a typewriter but that's still a notebook.

I guess I could get him an ugly sweater. I did see one with festive Rotom all over it that blinked...

[foolishwren]

I'd tell you to go for that one but given the company we keep-- _{[And by that she means Wren.]}-- I'm not sure anything with blinky lights on it is a good idea.

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[OH HE UNDERSTANDS THAT. So many of his shirts are now missing buttons because of that bird. He sat and watched her happily pull them off one at a time once.]}

Do you think...he'd like a pokemon? But he doesn't battle much, does he...

[foolishwren]

Yeah... I've gotten him plenty of Pokemon before, plus if the past few Christmases are any indication, we're all gonna be getting at least one egg each. _{[Increasing the total number of Pokemon between them by three.]}

So I was thinking something else this year.

[no_ufo_ending]

Oh, man, that's right...I've only just gotten into training the ones I got last year--the little guys. I don't know if I'm ready for another random pokemon.

_{[Henry hunkers against a nearby building entrance. The glow of a store washes over him.]}

He likes...coffee....he's a writer. All writers like coffee, right?

[foolishwren]

Well, yeah-- he's a big coffee fan. Tea, too. M.... mom got him into that.

... I guess now that I think of it, tea might be easier than coffee. We don't exactly have a coffee machine.

_{[There's usually one available in the hotel, of course, but there's not much sense in owning a coffee machine when large amounts of time are spent camping out in the wilderness.]}

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Coffee AND tea, huh? The photographer's face lights up.]}

I think I've got an idea that would work with both! Travel mug.

[foolishwren]

.... Y'know, you might be onto something with that.