_{[She's got her beefs with this whole situation, and she hasn't forgotten about Dahlia... but she's not going to let it get her so down that it brings everyone else with her. Heather is the master of laughing at her own misfortune.]}

Don't complain, it'll make you look wise and sophisticated. Maybe I'll give you a majestic beard to go with it, too.

And that is a fantastic idea.