_{[HEATHER IS BADASS NO MATTER WHAT HER MANIFESTATION, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.]}

Yeah, I mean, honestly? If he could breathe fire, I think I would want to kill myself.

And nah, he's pretty friendly. Just... hungry. All the time. He's already eaten half the stuff in my hotel bathroom.

_{[G-good thing Heather had a well-paying job.]}