foolishwren: I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS, DEFEATED. (THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF THOSE JEANS")
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote 2011-04-09 02:34 am (UTC)

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[DONCHU SASS OFFICER HEATHER, CHILD. SHE'S THE BAD COP.]

Really? 'Cause I think...

[THIS HAD BETTER WORK.]

[Since she's got his arms captive, she tries to SWIIIIING him around so that she can get behind him (and therefore out of counterattack-range) and exchange her grip on his arms for an ALL-OUT ASSAULT on his ribs.]


--this isn't a laughing matter!

[... Someday the universe is just going to strike you dead with a bolt of lightning for all your cheesy one-liners, Heather.]

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