foolishwren | 61. [Video/Action for Goldenrod City]

_{[This is what one might see if they are outside on April Fool's Day in the fine city of Goldenrod.]}

[When Heather set out from Violet, she did it with a vengeance-- making it to her destination in record time purely by force of will. .... Well, okay. Snake and Solid the Onix helped out a little too. But REGARDLESS, it looks like she made it just in time for the stormclouds to come rolling in.]

[Johto, you been PUNK'D.]

[By the time the lobby doors to the big hotel she had left about two months before slide open and Heather staggers inside, she's thoroughly drenched and gasping. Not even sprinting through the deluge (which had blown in fast, as deluges often do-- the last quarter-mile to Goldenrod had been a mad dash to try and beat the roiling sky. She hadn't made it.]

[Spluttering and dripping everywhere, Heather stumbles into the lobby, letting the doors slide shut behind her to be drummed on incessantly by the big fat raindrops.]

[Cujo, who looks surprisingly happy for a Fire type about being wet, prances in alongside her and proceeds (much to the disdain of the bellboy who had started over to her with the intention of offering her a towel, only to quickly change his mind when he saw what was about to happen) to SHAKE. OFF. EVERYWHERE. And with a coat as shaggy as his? Fur could hold half its weight in water. Once he's finished, he happily goes gambolling off across the lobby to re-investigate the potted plants that he hasn't seen in a month or two. SUP PLANTS.]

[Heather, meanwhile, is doing some shake-drying of her own, sluicing water off of her hair vigorously. BRRRRRRRR. The bellboy is crying on the inside.]

UGH!

When they say April showers bring May flowers, but I didn't expect it to hit on the first, on the DOT.... Cooj, if you 'mark' those potted plants and get us thrown out into the rain, I will leave you in a box on someone's doorstep.

_{[Now giving the dripping coat that she'd been using as an (ineffective) umbrella a shake (in the bellboy's mind, Heather's threat level went from amber to red) or two, she grabbed up the strap to her bag and started to drag it towards the thankfully-carpeted sitting area, leaving a big watery trail the whole way (WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE GONE ON TO BE A SPORTS ANNOUNCER LIKE HIS MOTHER WANTED INSTEAD OF BEING A BELLBOY SOB).]}

[Once there, Heather popped down into a squat on the carpet, whistling for Cujo while she rummaged in her pockets for the Pokeballs containing her companions.]

Boy, sure am glad I decided to take Alvaro with me... Sure hope these things are waterproof. _{[Fearing that shoving the orphaned Cubone into a BOX right off the bat would damage its fragile emotional state even MORE, Heather had opted to take him with her. Here's hoping that decision wouldn't bite her in the butt. At least Carousel had been box'd-- Heather had already witnessed the wonder that was a drenched Ponyta trying to re-ignite its mane and she wasn't sure her already-shot nerves could take the stress of watching a pony shed sparks everywhere.]}

Good, nobody fell outta my pocket-- hey, Claudy, c'mon, get outta there, I gotta check on my stuff...

_{[Tossing the bag's flap open, she ushers the damp, ruffled-looking owl out of the bag. Claudy picks her way delicately onto the carpet and fluffs up to about twice her size before starting to preen unconcernedly. Heather watches the display with a roll of her eyes.]}

Y'know, if you'd just go in the ball like a NORMAL Pokemon, that bag would've weighed like half as much. Probably would've been able to beat the rain if I hadn't had to lug YOU around, too... Man, my 'Gear better not be busted...

_{[She reached into the bag to fish around for the contraption in question-- ... and stops.]}

.... Claudy, what the fuck, did you cough up a pellet the size of GOD in here or--

.... Oh.

.... What the--

[VIDEO]

_{[The camera turns on. Its feed is focused first on Claudy's head. She's grooming something, but all that can be seen for the moment is her feathers as they bob up and down.]}

This.... this is an owl.

_{[The camera shifts away from the Noctowl and over to the bag, giving a nice view of the inside of Heather's bag (partially emptied so that her stuff could dry. Littering the bottom of the bag are crushed fragments of eggshell.]}

Owls lay eggs.

_{[And then... then the camera zooms out a little, and moves back over to Claudy-- who can now be seen in full, contentedly preening a damp, squeaking little Eevee with ears about the same size as its body.]}

That is not a baby owl.

_{[The camera turns around, onto a confused and slightly-disturbed-looking Heather. Her hair is still plastered wetly down around her face.]}

I... I think I was just pranked by Mother Nature.

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Y'know... the ones with the floppy ears.

... She really does look like one. I wonder if her ears'll still flop when she evolves?

... Man, that'd look pretty... _{[... LAME.]}

I'm kinda hoping if she evolves, she'll turn into that purple one. What stone do you use for that?

Espeon? You don't. It's got something to do with happiness during the day.

.... Oh.

Huh.

_{[... Happiness. Heather hasn't heard THAT one before-- but then, she's never been the most well-studied trainer.]

[Meanwhile, the little Eevee is now sucking on Rise's fingers.]}

Yeah, you just--

... [ bliiiink. ] Um, Heather... crazy question, but you wouldn't happen to have a bottle just lying around, would you?

A... bottle? Why the hell would I have a bo-- ... oh.

_{[... aw crap.]}

It doesn't need milk, does it?

_{[Alessa the Absol hadn't-- but then, she hadn't been as tiny as this thing, either.]}

Looks like it... Posie was the same way. [ which Rise didn't mind, because bottle-feeding a Mareep was THE CUTEST THING EVER-- ]

I-- uh-- well, no, I don't...

_{[She turns and looks dubiously at the big lobby windows. The rain is coursing down them so thickly that the view of the city outside is completely obscured by the curtain of water.]}

... D'you think they'd have any in the kitchen?

I've got one in my room-- actually, come to think of it, I've still got milk from Bel. That's gotta be good for babies, right?

[ don't ask Rise how long it took her to get used to milking a Miltank. She wouldn't be able to say. ]

_{[BUT RISE IT'S EASY YOU JUST PULL ON THE NIPPLES REMEMBER]}

Really?

You don't mind giving her some?

_{[HOW DOES I CARE FOR BB.]

[You'd think she'd know by now but Wren, Alessa, and Godzilla were all fairly self-sufficient when it came to knowing what to eat. ... And in Zilla's case, a little too self-sufficient...]}

[ EW. EWWWWWWWWWWWW. ]

Nope! Tira's fine sharing. I'll just go grab it.

[ and not let go of the baby because she's SO FLUFFY ]

_{[IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL.]}

I'll come with you! Hang on--!

_{[With a grunt of exertion, she hoists the owlbag over her shoulder and whistles for Cujo, who had rolled to his feet and gone wandering off to harass some person with a sandwich in the sitting area. He comes bounding back over with ears flapping ridiculously.]}

[ which means Rise has to tousle his fur with her free hand before she leads the way. ]

Umm... Kanzeon's napping in the room right now, but she... should be fine. She's pretty good with babies. [ not so much with derpy Growlithes, however. ]

Don't worry, I'll put Cujo in the ball before we go in.

_{[Heather... knows by now that most Pokemon do NOT get along with the derpdog that well when he barges into their turf and acts like a doofus.]}

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