Haven't actually seen any for sale, now that I think about it. Maybe you could order 'em from a magazine or something.

_{[Heather, on the other hand, like many young humans, is shrimpy and squishy. She's a fan of gaining any edge on the whole 'not getting mauled' thing.]}

Hang on.

_{[Solemnly, she reaches behind her for her pack, pulling out a Pokeball and opening it with the usual flash of light. The fearsome beast that is revealed is... a fat blue Totodile. Who blinks a few times at the screen, looking sort of annoyed but too lazy to actually do much of anything about it.]}

... His name's Godzilla. He likes eating things that aren't generally supposed to be eaten.