I don't think you can fix an uncontrollable desire to chew on clothing and hygiene products.

_{[Around this point, the chubby little dinosaur starts kicking his legs. Okay Person-Who-Feeds-Me-Sometimes, this is boring put me down. >:(]}

Maybe with therapy and counseli-- okay, jeez, 'Zilla. Relax. _{[Setting the Totodile down in her lap now. Because... yeah. She doesn't trust him not to go sliding down the length of the Steelix and go flying off into the underbrush.]}