[SO YEAH, UH. IT'S BEEN. A FEW DAYS. SINCE... YOU KNOW.]
[Since the whole thing on the weekend that they all remember now.]
[In those few days, Heather has been holed up in her hotel room like a dysfunctional pop star hiding from the paparazzi. What's she been doing in there? GOD ONLY KNOWS.Actually, the people IN that hotel room know and it's mostly being quiet and sleeping a lot, but there you go.]
[BUT LO AND BEHOLD: a text!]
[A text with a request.]
[Since the whole thing on the weekend that they all remember now.]
[In those few days, Heather has been holed up in her hotel room like a dysfunctional pop star hiding from the paparazzi. What's she been doing in there? GOD ONLY KNOWS.
[BUT LO AND BEHOLD: a text!]
[A text with a request.]
SUP PEOPLE
I have a mission for all of you
send me funny shit
any funny shit
I don't care if it's a joke or a story about the time your drunk uncle bill mistook your annoying aunt sally's drink for a spitoon or a video of that fat Meowrth that likes to get in boxes i forget his name it's like Maroo or something
1 2 3 GO
I'm feeling:
indescribable

Yo, this is where I'm at: Saffron City hotel
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