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[PROM AIN'T PROM WITHOUT SOME CREEP SELLING BEER.]
[There's a video in this post, but it's surprisingly short-- just a brief shot of what looks like a few big ol' coolers of beer and other various forms of alcohol. It's nothing too classy, but it's not junk either.]
[Wound over the top of the coolers is a long, slinky mass of cream and brown striped fur. A Furret with a scowl like a stormcloud is evidently guarding the stash againstThe Elite Four chaperones WHATEVER BAD THINGS MIGHT POTENTIALLY BEFALL A TREASURE TROVE OF LIQUOR.]
[Accompanying the video is a text!]
[There's a video in this post, but it's surprisingly short-- just a brief shot of what looks like a few big ol' coolers of beer and other various forms of alcohol. It's nothing too classy, but it's not junk either.]
[Wound over the top of the coolers is a long, slinky mass of cream and brown striped fur. A Furret with a scowl like a stormcloud is evidently guarding the stash against
[Accompanying the video is a text!]
MMHM YEAH GURL THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
if there was an actual open bar at this place I wouldn't have to do this but naturally there's nothing stronger than punch because everything in this world is LAME
BUT WORRY NOT CITIZENS for I saved you the trouble of trying to brew moonshine in one of the bathtubs here or something idk what you desperate people are willing to do
THERE IS BEER AND IT IS (MOSTLY) CHEAP.
come find me if you're interested. look for the Murkrow in the snazzy tux.
NOTE: not selling to kids. I'm not gonna be a square and get all up in your faces looking for ID or anything but seriously no little kids, if some twelve-year-old wants vodka they ain't gettin it from me
DRINK RESPONSIBLY
AND TIP YOUR WAITRESSES
Yo, this is where I'm at: Tohjo Falls Resort
I'm feeling: 
mischievous
mischievousDid you drop this golden pipe?