[Be prepared to take the heat when she inadvertently pumps some poor little old lady's corvette full of lead, then.]
All right, all right, I get it... still, jeez, like I don't have enough to be paranoid about already... Cultists and Cars. Sounds like a crappy thriller novel...
[The park is big, but it passes by relatively quickly, considering his massive stride. No need to skulk around in the shadows and scamper through open areas like Heather had always needed to before...]
[They reach the fancy arch over the entrance within five minutes-- but there's an interesting sight waiting for them. Lying more or less directly in the middle of their path is... what appears to be a naked obese human lying flat on its back on the ground.]
[Just.... chillin' like a villain. ... A gross, naked villain. ... With no face.]
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All right, all right, I get it... still, jeez, like I don't have enough to be paranoid about already... Cultists and Cars. Sounds like a crappy thriller novel...
[The park is big, but it passes by relatively quickly, considering his massive stride. No need to skulk around in the shadows and scamper through open areas like Heather had always needed to before...]
[They reach the fancy arch over the entrance within five minutes-- but there's an interesting sight waiting for them. Lying more or less directly in the middle of their path is... what appears to be a naked obese human lying flat on its back on the ground.]
[Just.... chillin' like a villain. ... A gross, naked villain. ... With no face.]
.... Oh, god. Those things.