Brown hair, glasses, stubbleGreasy as an unwashed nerd living in his mom's basementDisgusting teeth.And he dresses like a choir boy.
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Brown hair, glasses, stubble
Greasy as an unwashed nerd living in his mom's basement
Disgusting teeth.
And he dresses like a choir boy.
[HEATHER IS JUST BURSTING WITH PRAISE FOR HER OLD FRIEND...]