Wow, that must be really awesome. [It's ... not, Heather. It's not. But she doesn't know, she's never seen the particular kind of carnage.] I work with a detective sometimes, but it's less solving cool mysteries and more talking to creepy drunk guys in nasty apartments who want him to track down their missing girlfriend who ran off because he was a dick or something. [Douglas didn't usually take those jobs.]
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