foolishwren: i hate my mom........ and this town (*plays blink 182 while doin kickflips*)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote 2014-04-13 03:50 am (UTC)

One-Sentence fics from 05/18/11

3. (05/18/11)

[livejournal.com profile] restardom requested:
1. Heather and Harry; Father's Day, Johto-style
2. Heather/Kaito; winning an argument in the best way possible


1. Though most families would approach Father's Day with picnics or football or maybe just a good meal at the father in question's favorite restaurant, Heather knew from years' experience what would make a perfect day in Harry Mason's mind: a quiet place to sit, a large mug of tea, a stack of notebooks, an old inkpen, and a scruffy young Murkrow who Heather had painstakingly taught to perch on the 'chamber door' and croak "NEVERMORE" incessantly (... okay, even if that last one had made him roll his eyes and mumble "Tacky..." under his breath.)

2. "And I don't even care if-- MPH!!" Heather's passionate speech on the subject of whether or not she could catch up with the Kid if she happened to be on the side of the police was cut off abruptly as Kaito produced a handful of yellow tulips out of seemingly nowhere and shoved them into Heather's face before taking off running at a dead sprint, shouting "COULD NOT!"

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[livejournal.com profile] starfruits requested:
if you like writing fight scenes, van and heather's ass kickings of each other aw yeah


As Vanitas discovered, it was hard to throw even a slightly-smaller person to the ground when they not only grabbed onto both your arms as hard as they could, but also sunk their teeth into into your arm-- needless to say, by the time the two of them had reached the bottom of the hill Heather had dragged him down (with the help of gravity), snarling like wild animals the whole way, the rocks and roots had done more damage to both than either had done to each other... yet.

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[livejournal.com profile] bakaitoukid requested:
1. Hezzah + Kaito; disguise shenanigans
2. Hezzah + Rise; ribbons


1. Neither of them were able to look at each other directly as they shuffled into the Radio Tower with a group of other tourists (including a gang of bouncing, Igglybuff-toting preschoolers being desperately herded by a few teacher's aides) for fear that they would burst out laughing if they laid eyes on the enormous, face-obscuring fake beards that were sticking out of their hoods.

2. "... Rise..." Heather groaned slowly as her pig-tailed friend spun the mirror around, revealing a grimacing reflection of the blonde in question, hair sticking out in ridiculous little clumps all over her head, "I'm just gonna keep saying this until you believe it: I don't have enough hair to pull off ribbons."


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[livejournal.com profile] blacklodged requested:
Heather and Cooper: ICE CREAM PARTY!!!


Since arriving in Johto, Heather'd had more than a couple late-night dessert-eating sessions with friends like Rise-- but she had to admit, she had never seen (or been more SURPRISED to see, for that matter) anybody enjoy ice cream straight out of the carton as much as the pajama-clad, spoon-wielding, bleary-eyed Dale Cooper sitting across from her with a pint of cherry garcia in his lap and a blissful smile on his face.


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[livejournal.com profile] show_my_cannons requested:
... Heather and Ironhide, "Oh god it's chewing my foot".


Ironhide wasn't entirely unappreciative of the help that blond teen provided in removing the angriest bearcub in the entire world from his ankle, what with still getting used to the squishiness of flesh as opposed to metal armor, but the part where she looked down at his leg and said "Yep. That red stuff is blood" was pretty unnecessary and earned a dull glare.

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[livejournal.com profile] usednastyplot requested:
1. Heather+Rise; Red GINGER Hair Dye
2. Cujo+Harry; Home Alone
3. Heather+Artemis; Freckles
4. Heather+Beckett; Added Sugar


1. "... Rise..." Heather said slowly, observing her new, painstakingly-implemented 'strawberry-tipped' hair, "You said that this would not make me look like a No. 2 Ticonderoga pencil... and you lied."

2. There wasn't very much space in the hotel room to be shared between an individual that wanted very much to make friends and another individual who very much was resisting the urge to beat the first individual's head in with the bedside lamp before it went all feral on him-- but Harry Mason was a resourceful man and by the time his daughter got home, he had devised a clever contraption out of one of the spare curtain-poles and a large cushion from the bed with which to continually keep Cujo at bay.

3. When, during one of their usual insult-laden discussions resulted in a quip from Artemis comparing her to Pippi Longstocking, Heather's deductive reasoning led her to a couple of conclusions: 1) On account of her not having red hair, pigtails, or comically whimsical clothing, the most likely reason for the comparison was her much-loathed freckles, and 2) Artemis would be very lucky to escape without suffering the most hideous wedgie in the history of underwear-related mishaps.

4. At first, Heather was startled when she saw the ring of green powder around Beckett's mouth, thinking that he'd been ... like, sucking on an Oddish or something-- but then she realized that it was probably just from Johto's equivalent of pixistix candy... and got even more startled.

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[livejournal.com profile] usedeverything requested:
1. Heather and the Professor - eating fast food
2. Heather and Harry - Mother's Day 8'(


1. "Well, I must admit," huffed the Professor quietly as he poked the slippery contents of the burger he'd just attempted to bite into back between the buns and ignoring the fit of snickers his fast-food-savvy companion was muffling behind her hands, "I never expected future food to be this puzzling!"

2. When Harry paused in front of a store window to gaze at a set of hand-made hanging lamps of colored blown glass, decorated with shimmery shapes of leaves and stars and murmured "Your mother would have loved these...", Heather knew that it was not Dahlia Gillespie who he was referring to.

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