Darnit, I was gonna include the nice morning we had talking about oldies music and how he used to have to walk twenty miles to school every day...

_{[Okay, okay, business-time. She shakes her head as though getting down to business, and then starts to tick things off on her fingers.]}

WELL.

One. I had numerous conversations with Vincent during which he implied unpleasant things about my moral character. Those are always fun.

Two, Iiiieeee.... ran into a random guy looking at houses in Olivine and thought he was totally gonna break into one of them but it turned out he was just lost. Haha, awkward.

Threeeeee, I bent Crow's arm behind his back because he told me I didn't look like a fighter and asked me all earnestly if I thought joining the tournament would be a good idea for me...

Uhhh... fouuuur, I ate ice cream on the hotel kitchen floor in my underwear at three AM with a thirty-something-year-old guy in pajamas....

_{[HEATHER HAS EXCITING BOY ADVENTURES DOESN'T SHE, RISE. But don't worry, she's still getting to the incriminating good stuff.]}