[Oh fuck you, he's giving an indignant glare.]

Fuckin' staggerin'... Fuckin' downright staggerin' how obnoxious an' impudent you are. Good thing you're human, had you been a troll, you'd been culled long ago, 'cos undoubtedly you'd be a audacious low blood. I can just tell--but I'm Eridan Ampora.

And you are?