foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (911? Yeah uh... something blew up...)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote 2012-07-09 07:45 am (UTC)

[audio]

[It actually takes a minute before what he said sinks in, because she's busy acting out an imaginary conversation with a 911 operator.]

'911, what's your emergency?'

Yes, hi, I'm too messed-up for a boyfriend.

'Oh my gosh!!! I'll send an ambulance over right away!'

Forget the ambulance, toots, I need the FBI in here, STAT--


.... Wait, what?

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