94. FOURTH WALL

[foolishwren]

<sub>[If anyone stops to check their 'Gear in the midst of all the chaos unfolding, they will find an extremely odd text message originating from the 'Gear of Heather Mason.]

[Or more accurately, it's the image attachment that's odd.]






[Apparently, some nurses have stolen Heather's PokeGear and are using it to take Myspace pictures.]

[Wellp.]</sub>




[ooc: Feel free to tag in with any scenario or character you want, it doesn't necessarily have to involve the text message, the nurses, or their godawful duckfaces! GO WILD, just let me know where you want the thread to take place!]

Comments

[vulpesvivus]

[There is a piece of junk mecha with its limited artillery pointed in said nurses' direction.]

[Nobody messes with bb sis.]

Need some help, Heather?

Video;

[usedwaterpulse]

H-Heather?! What ARE those?!

[likediamond]

What unique company you keep, my dear.

[allouryesterdays]

[At some point when those nurses and their duckfaces aren't around, Heather will be approached by a young woman who looks to be around her same age. And who is wearing an oddly heavy perfume, with the very faint smell of rot underneath.]

[Dante is looking for answers, and Heather looks less confused than she is. She smiles politely.]

Excuse me, but where is this place? It doesn't look like anywhere in Amestris I know of.

[video]

[goodcop]

[AT FIRST SHE'S WEIRDED OUT BUT THEN there's a slight chuckle]

Nice to see you're making new friends, Heather.

[restardom]

[ don't mind the pigtailed idol in the vicinity staring at the nurses like...

... well.

This. ]

[usedsuitup]

[Mouth opens. Then closes. Opens again. Closes. Until.]

I have looked at a lot of myspace pages. I have stared into the depths of myspace and not come out unscathed, there are seriously no words to explain it. This? This takes things to a whole new level.

[The surrealness of the situation is getting to him.]

[sizeofabarge]

[Out on a route somewhere, know what Gaston is doing in this newfound land with all its interesting wildlife?]

[Trying to shoot it of course! Stantler sure has interesting looking antlers.]

[Whenever Heather comes across him, he'll be fairly easy to spot, and taking aim. And looking kind of frustrated because these weird deer keep seeming to know exactly when to leap off out of the way.]

[takechuhome]

W-What are they, Rena wonders...

[Video]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[HEY HEATHER guess who's right outside wherever you've been accosted.]

...

This is not funny.

[Video]

[finheaded]

Oh man, and I thought regular humans were ugly.

[Video]

[inursatellites]

[WATCHING.]

[JUST WATCHING.]

[If he breathed, there would be creepy mouth breathing here. Seriously.]

[Video]

[fuckinstoplights]

[You up for another giant robot, Heather?]

[HOPE SO.]

['Cause here's another. Staring.]

What's this?

[subtlecoruscate]

Cute.

[Where's the dislike button?]

[Video]

[used_realtears]

[Nobita nearly falls out of the sky, screaming, when he sees the picture. Luckily, he's experienced enough to catch himself. The screaming continues, however.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MONSTERS!

[They may just be images, but still.]

Action becaue I love you

[usedmask]

...Now I've seen everything.

[dontcallmesis]

[Walking by Heather. Wait person. Hopefully you speak English, Zack isn't with her this time.]

Hey you wouldn't happen to know where a phone is, would you?

[video]

[lol_less]

...I knew it girls are weird.

[foolishwren]

_{[FROM SOMEWHERE BEHIND THE COUNTER, nursing a nasty bump on her head.]}

Why the fuck not, blow 'em to kingdom come.

_{[Heather is so sick of this shit. >:(]}

Video;

[foolishwren]

<sub>[What's that? You're talking to Heather?]

[Sorry, the nurses are callin' the shots now!]

[And they're posing. Because now they have an audience.]</sub>

OH SHIT WINDOM--!

[foolishwren]

Not by CHOICE, I assure you.

HELLO THERE

[likediamond]

Oh? They're not friends of yours?

[foolishwren]

<sub>[YES because screw the nurses and their duckfaces. They probably posted to their facebook and invited everyone to a party in the Silent Hill gang's hotel room or something. SO HEATHER IS OUTTA THERE and disgruntledly browsing some shops in town.]

[She looks up dully at being addressed. Poor Dante. Heather's not having a good day and is thus inclined to be fairly blunt.]</sub>

It's called Johto, welcome to the land of Pokemon, 'Amestris' is probably really far away, you're not in Kansas anymore yadda yadda.

[vulpesvivus]

Whatever you say.

[Now, Otacon would never advocate violence.]

[....Against humans.]

[CHARGING LASER]

[BZWOOOOOOOOOO]

[nowherefast]

<sub>[So Laura has no idea where she is, of course, but she's on the outskirts of Cherrygrove, staring down a Ponyta.]

[What a Ponyta is or where it came from, she doesn't know, but basically? Yeah, she's pretty lost right now.]

[MAINE. HALP.]</sub>