((Kit I have no idea if fourth wall participants get Pokemon, so I'll just run on the assumption that if she has one, she hasn't found it yet))

Pretty sure. Unless one of my pockets contains a secret vortex or something like that.

[she doesn't really sound bitchy when she says it, however. She actually sounds like she thinks it might be a valid possibility. And it is, considering where she is]

How normal, exactly? Does everyone get them?