[The truth is that Heather sent this seemingly-normal request out with an ulterior motive-- she had one rough weekend. Fortunately, she's always subscribed to the school of thought that said laughter was the best medicine, and that's something that's easy to ask for without letting on that anything out of the ordinary is afoot.]
[SO EVEN WEIRD JOKES ABOUT EXISTENTIALISTS ARE APPRECIATED.]
YES good I approve
you should pin it to your virtual hat and flaunt it at every opportunity
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[SO EVEN WEIRD JOKES ABOUT EXISTENTIALISTS ARE APPRECIATED.]
YES good I approve
you should pin it to your virtual hat and flaunt it at every opportunity