if you think this is hysterical you've got another thing coming, fucko
you haven't even told me why you want to talk so if you're just gonna insult me then piss off and leave me alone
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if you think this is hysterical you've got another thing coming, fucko[... It feels really weird to call him 'fucko' even though it's probably something she called him back then, too. It doesn't feel good.]
you haven't even told me why you want to talk so if you're just gonna insult me then piss off and leave me alone