99. [Text/Action for travel group]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[SO YEAH, UH. IT'S BEEN. A FEW DAYS. SINCE... YOU KNOW.]

[Since the whole thing on the weekend that they all remember now.]

[In those few days, Heather has been holed up in her hotel room like a dysfunctional pop star hiding from the paparazzi. What's she been doing in there? GOD ONLY KNOWS. Actually, the people IN that hotel room know and it's mostly being quiet and sleeping a lot, but there you go.]

[BUT LO AND BEHOLD: a text!]

[A text with a request.]</sub>


SUP PEOPLE

I have a mission for all of you


send me funny shit

any funny shit

I don't care if it's a joke or a story about the time your drunk uncle bill mistook your annoying aunt sally's drink for a spitoon or a video of that fat Meowrth that likes to get in boxes i forget his name it's like Maroo or something

1 2 3 GO

Comments

[exeggutorhead]

you know those those huge biker gang trainers? well around Halloween I found out that at least a couple of them are deathly afraid of aerodactyl.

I had mine sitting in a tree out of sight, and when they walked under he swung down and shrieked at them. I haven't seen guys like that run faster or scream so high pitched in a long time.

[foolishwren]

hell yeah i've even had some of them pick fights with me

they're always like super embarrassed when i win


that's awesome though you should like

find them again next year and FILM it

[exeggutorhead]

that's the best kind of winning

and trust me I'm going to film it next time, I didn't know I was gonna get such a good reaction. I got a couple pictures this time around though

[Heather will receive three attached pictures: one picture of what looks like mere moments after the surprise, with the three bikers wearing expressions of COMPLETE TERROR in response to the surprise dinosaur out of nowhere, already stumbling backwards with some arms raised over their faces; one picture of their backs as they flee into the night; and one picture of the Aerodactyl, still hanging upside-down from his tree branch and looking as pleased as can be. The pictures look like they were taken from inside a bush next to the tree and the first two fairly blurry and dark, but they get the message across well enough.]

[foolishwren]

_{[Well, he obviously can't hear it, but she's laughing (no hysterics or anything-- it was a rough weekend. But even the croaky snickers the photos incited are something) at the pictures.]}

oh my god you upload that shit to the network RIGHT NOW