foolishwren: do you guys think you can keep the fucking onceler from manifesting like the staypuft marshmallow man for half an hour (ok look i need to go do the dishes)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2012-12-02 05:51 pm

99. [Text/Action for travel group]

[SO YEAH, UH. IT'S BEEN. A FEW DAYS. SINCE... YOU KNOW.]

[Since the whole thing on the weekend that they all remember now.]

[In those few days, Heather has been holed up in her hotel room like a dysfunctional pop star hiding from the paparazzi. What's she been doing in there? GOD ONLY KNOWS. Actually, the people IN that hotel room know and it's mostly being quiet and sleeping a lot, but there you go.]

[BUT LO AND BEHOLD: a text!]

[A text with a request.]



SUP PEOPLE

I have a mission for all of you


send me funny shit

any funny shit

I don't care if it's a joke or a story about the time your drunk uncle bill mistook your annoying aunt sally's drink for a spitoon or a video of that fat Meowrth that likes to get in boxes i forget his name it's like Maroo or something

1 2 3 GO
tapestodiane: (laurascreen)

[audio, earlier]

[personal profile] tapestodiane 2012-12-12 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[A pause, then,]

There's a café by the Center. My treat.

[That's about as unthreatening as he can make it, right?]
tapestodiane: (laid to rest)

[audio, earlier]

[personal profile] tapestodiane 2012-12-12 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I ... I'll leave that up to you.

[Tomorrow works. Right now works, even if he hadn't thought that far. He's not sure which option he prefers, either.]
tapestodiane: (black and white)

[audio, earlier]

[personal profile] tapestodiane 2012-12-12 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Follow the street on its righthand side.

[Right now, okay. He can do that no problem. He takes a breath and starts looking for his jacket.]

See you soon.