foolishwren: do you guys think you can keep the fucking onceler from manifesting like the staypuft marshmallow man for half an hour (ok look i need to go do the dishes)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2012-12-02 05:51 pm

99. [Text/Action for travel group]

[SO YEAH, UH. IT'S BEEN. A FEW DAYS. SINCE... YOU KNOW.]

[Since the whole thing on the weekend that they all remember now.]

[In those few days, Heather has been holed up in her hotel room like a dysfunctional pop star hiding from the paparazzi. What's she been doing in there? GOD ONLY KNOWS. Actually, the people IN that hotel room know and it's mostly being quiet and sleeping a lot, but there you go.]

[BUT LO AND BEHOLD: a text!]

[A text with a request.]



SUP PEOPLE

I have a mission for all of you


send me funny shit

any funny shit

I don't care if it's a joke or a story about the time your drunk uncle bill mistook your annoying aunt sally's drink for a spitoon or a video of that fat Meowrth that likes to get in boxes i forget his name it's like Maroo or something

1 2 3 GO
islandshore: (amused)

[personal profile] islandshore 2012-12-03 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hah. I'm throwing up a post later today, so if you want to cook up some popcorn, by all means, do.

As for images, well...


[He attaches two images. One of a fierce fight in Cinnabar Volcano, complete with a Charmeleon chilling on the back of a Surfing Blastoise while a Hydreigon panics in the background.

There's also some snapshots of her using Pidoves as stepping stones on the way to the Training Center's roof and launching herself onto a Pidgeot's back and tugging his plumes.]
islandshore: (wary)

[personal profile] islandshore 2012-12-03 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I hear you. Finding presents ruins the 'magic,' if you can even call it that.

I stopped believing ages ago-- has to be nine years ago by now. I wasn't about to entertain kiddy ideas like that, especially after I caught my parents slipping gifts under the tree.

But Sora keeps talking about how he met Santa. That's what started this bet in the first place.
islandshore: (yeah right)

[personal profile] islandshore 2012-12-03 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Guess that's fair enough. It probably is fun for the parents, but I just can't get behind lying to kids like that.

[As for the second part, sneeerk.]

And he's so serious about it, too. You should've seen the look on his face.
islandshore: (o rly?)

[personal profile] islandshore 2012-12-07 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough, I guess. It's not like it's emotionally scarring them for life.

[As for Sora...]

Think he said something about a Halloween Town for good measure. But even that sounds more plausible than Santa.