99. [Text/Action for travel group]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[SO YEAH, UH. IT'S BEEN. A FEW DAYS. SINCE... YOU KNOW.]

[Since the whole thing on the weekend that they all remember now.]

[In those few days, Heather has been holed up in her hotel room like a dysfunctional pop star hiding from the paparazzi. What's she been doing in there? GOD ONLY KNOWS. Actually, the people IN that hotel room know and it's mostly being quiet and sleeping a lot, but there you go.]

[BUT LO AND BEHOLD: a text!]

[A text with a request.]</sub>


SUP PEOPLE

I have a mission for all of you


send me funny shit

any funny shit

I don't care if it's a joke or a story about the time your drunk uncle bill mistook your annoying aunt sally's drink for a spitoon or a video of that fat Meowrth that likes to get in boxes i forget his name it's like Maroo or something

1 2 3 GO

Comments

[Private Text]

[foolishwren]

huh

my first guess is that they'd spend so long debating whether or not it exists in the first place that they wouldn't even get around to it


what's the answer?

[Private Text]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

Close. It's an undefined number.

Existentialists would never replace the bulb. They would sit back and let the darkness exist.

[Private Text]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[There's a pause before her reply comes.]

[Because it took her a minute, and then she started laughing.]</sub>

I LIKE THAT ONE



you get a gold star.

_{[... And then a couple seconds later she literally fires off an attachment that is a little image of a gold star. YOU'RE WELCOME, REID.]}

[Private Text]

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[You should see his face. SUCH A PLEASED GRIN.]

I'll wear it proudly. In the digital sphere, of course. As much as a person can wear a digital star.

[YAY SOMEONE GOT HIS JOKE 8D ]

[Private Text]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[The truth is that Heather sent this seemingly-normal request out with an ulterior motive-- she had one rough weekend. Fortunately, she's always subscribed to the school of thought that said laughter was the best medicine, and that's something that's easy to ask for without letting on that anything out of the ordinary is afoot.]

[SO EVEN WEIRD JOKES ABOUT EXISTENTIALISTS ARE APPRECIATED.]</sub>

YES good I approve

you should pin it to your virtual hat and flaunt it at every opportunity