Technical is somethin' best taught in person. But ewen then, if you can't figure it out on your own dickin' around, then maybe you're not cut out for ridin' in the first place.

[It isn't like anyone taught him how to do it, so clearly everyone should be able to figure it out on their own too!]

Really, the shit is so basic and obwious, if you can't figure it out by just usin' your think pan, then maybe you should just giwe up now.