[A rather robust lady wearing nothing but two towels is currently perched on top of a chair, flailing around with a broom and screaming like an overheated teakettle.]
OH ARCEUS OH NO OH NOOOOO!
[Meanwhile, toast!Heather is on all fours on the coutertop, baring her teeth and shrinking away against the cabinets.]
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OH ARCEUS OH NO OH NOOOOO!
[Meanwhile, toast!Heather is on all fours on the coutertop, baring her teeth and shrinking away against the cabinets.]