foolishwren: generally what daddy tells me is pretty reliable (Daddy told me never to talk to strangers)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote 2015-09-14 03:04 am (UTC)

[There's a bit of silence after he pounds on the door and yells his piece, but then the water sloshes again, and a low, squawky voice croaks out:]

Go fuck yourself.

This is Mason's special alone time.

[And by 'special alone time' she means 'curl up on one side of the tiny bathtub and pull out her feathers one by one' time, but she's hoping the phrasing will scare him off.]

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