foolishwren: my dad back? (yeah can i get a fucking uhhhhhhhh)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2014-07-26 12:18 pm
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solperierat: (KEEL U)

[personal profile] solperierat 2015-11-26 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's just a doll, go take it down yourself!
foolishwren: why is this happening to me (OHMYGOD IT HAD A PERIOD ALL OVER MY FACE)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-11-28 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
AS IF! I'm not going near it!
solperierat: (whut)

[personal profile] solperierat 2015-11-29 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
What? Are you fucking scared of a grimy-ass toy?
foolishwren: i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever (let me just make one thing clear)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-11-29 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Toy my ASS!

That shit is HAUNTED and I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole!
solperierat: <user name="wolfintheattic"> (Growly)

[personal profile] solperierat 2015-11-29 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I found it in the garbage, you moron, it's not fucking haunted!
foolishwren: I'M CALLING THE POLICE! (HENRY! Is that a WEED?!)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-11-29 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The GARBAGE?!

That means it's DEFINITELY haunted, you goddamn dingdong!
solperierat: (xcuse u)

[personal profile] solperierat 2015-11-29 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
How the hell does that even make sense?! You think the old bottles are haunted, too?
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-11-29 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Bottles don't have BABY FACES!

[Fucking DUH, Ed!]
solperierat: (Riled up)

[personal profile] solperierat 2015-11-29 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Then take the head off!

[Because that would help with a HAUNTED DOLL. Totally.]
foolishwren: im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up. (fuckin.. shut up. Shut up.)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-11-30 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD!

[ED SHE CAN'T EVEN WITH YOU]

Because what's better than a baby? A HEADLESS BABY!

Yeah, THAT'LL make it less haunted!!
solperierat: (can u not)

[personal profile] solperierat 2015-12-04 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's not haunted at all, you moron! It's just dirty!

[WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO THINK SOMETHING SPOOKY IS GOING ON, GOD.]
foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-12-05 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Then YOU get it down!

Holy shit, you're the one who PUT it there! What's stopping you?!
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