foolishwren: my dad back? (yeah can i get a fucking uhhhhhhhh)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2014-07-26 12:18 pm
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foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-01-02 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
... Haha OKAY so he did at least turn eighteen before her.

But she's not gonna let this be derailed.

"How long have you known Ginko? How long have you been crushing?"
solperierat: (can u not)

[personal profile] solperierat 2016-01-03 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"I--a while?! And what the hell does that matter?"

GOD this is the worst part of having a sister. Why do they have to be so goddamn curious?
foolishwren: and i never will. i've already forgotten what you said, good bye forever (Wow ive never thought about it like that)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-01-11 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
THERE'S NO KEEPING SECRETS FROM SISTERS.

"Because! I wanna know."

And when Heather Mason wants to know something, she finds out.

"I've known him since we first got here, when did YOU meet him?"
solperierat: (Pout)

[personal profile] solperierat 2016-01-11 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ed groans and drags his hands down his face, tail flopping back and forth behind him. He's not getting out of this, he's just gotta accept his fate.

"...at that dumb party when my group started changing. Ran across him in the woods nearby, he helped me out a bit."
foolishwren: me: *makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo* (friend: *makes a typo*)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-01-15 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Holy shit, really? You've known him as long as you've known ME?"

SMALL FUCKING WORLD.

She can't believe this is the first she's heard of this.

"And you like him???"
solperierat: (xcuse u)

[personal profile] solperierat 2016-01-20 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Why are you so hung up on that part? Am I not allowed to find people attractive or something?!"

He will very stubbornly miss the point until the end of time. Just fucking watch him.
foolishwren: no probert robert (no problem boblem)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-01-24 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you kidding me? This explains so much."

She's amazed she didn't see it before.

The goat is gay.

So gay.

The gayest.
solperierat: (Excuse?)

[personal profile] solperierat 2016-01-26 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse you??? Have a pissy goat stomping in your direction, Heather!

"What the hell do you mean by that?!"
foolishwren: unfortunately for you all I cannot wait to annoy you and make myself your problem. (good morning everyone)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-02-01 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, come on! There's always ladies dancing with their tits all over the place after midnight, and while all the other dipshits working for Greed are hooting and hollering, you're off ignoring it. Without fail. I thought you were just a prude."

She puts her talons on her hips, inordinately pleased with herself.
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