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[foolishwren]

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[foolishwren]

dawn u r not reassuring me at all

[dawning]

no its ok! i dug the tunnel in there myself because he had locked himself in after mitsuhide said i was supposed to marry him and i wanted to cheer him up!

[foolishwren]

DAWN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[dawning]

hes really not a bad person!!! he just decided he's not allowed to be happy and i don't know why

[foolishwren]

im coming to make sure nothing happens to u

not 2 b friends with some creepo stalker

thats that

[dawning]

he's not a stalker or creepy!

[ No, that's a lie and even Dawn knows it. ]

well not very creepy! he's very pretty, you know i thought he was a girl when i first met him!

[ Because he had gone slightly around the bend and was impersonating the woman he loved who had gone off to marry someone else.

For once, Dawn thinks that it's probably better she doesn't share this piece of information too. ]

[foolishwren]

_{[Yeah that.... that's probably a good decision on Dawn's part.]}

dawn i dont care if he looks like a fat little penguin

i fucking hate stalkers

[dawning]

oh no hes not a stalker!
theres no way he could be interested in me

[foolishwren]

HE PRETENDED 2 B UR FIANCE

[dawning]

no no no that was eikichi!

katsuie is the one who mitsuhide tried to get married off through picking names from a hat!

[ Dawn needs to take a step back and take a nice long look at her circle of friends one day. ]

[foolishwren]

oh my god dawn can you give them nicknames or something i cant fuckin tell all ur weird friends apart

[dawning]

they're not weird!




...i mean i guess they kind of are but they're all really nice people!

[foolishwren]

look dawn i dont know how else to say it but like everything u have said so far screams "dangerous" to me

not "nice"

[dawning]

they're not dangerous at all!

every time i tell katsuie i'm his friend and i won't leave him even though he says i will he starts crying

he'/s a really sweet guy!

[foolishwren]

he sounds gross and like he needs therapy

[dawning]

[ If only you knew how much he needed, Heather. ]

he's not gross at all! he's really handsome and good looking!
like a model!

[foolishwren]

that doesn't mean anything dawn once i went out with a guy from school who looked like orlando bloom and then on the very first date he stuck his tongue in my ear

i have exactly zero patience for weirdos ok

[dawning]

whos orlando bloom and why would he stick his tongue in your ear?

that sounds gross

[foolishwren]

a celebrity, never mind its not important

the grossness is the point

someone unexpectedly sticking their tongue in ur ear is gross

a dude who constantly accuses u of trying to leave and then just blubbers and locks himself in a basement when u tell him ur not going to is also gross

i wouldnt put up with that shit its a fucking self fulfilling prophecy

[dawning]

oh no no no that's not how it happened last time!

he was saying that on the network so i got mad and i marched right to his place and went through his floor so he couldn't escape

then i made him put his head on my lap and while i peted his hair

we talked a little about our families! but then he started being really gloomy again so i grabbed him by his face because he kept on avoiding looking me in the eye and i told him really sternly that i would be his friend no matter what!

and that's when he started crying again for some reason

i don't really get why

[foolishwren]

_[.........]

.... well honestly dawn that sounds like U were bein a little creepy

[dawning]

i was?!?!?!

oh no! is that why he was crying?????

[foolishwren]

idk????

sometimes ppl just need their space

if some1 came booming up out of my floor when i wanted 2 b alone id probably get upset too