foolishwren: my dad back? (yeah can i get a fucking uhhhhhhhh)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2014-07-26 12:18 pm
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foolishwren: generally what daddy tells me is pretty reliable (Daddy told me never to talk to strangers)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-08-28 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
he sounds gross and like he needs therapy
dawning: (☆ what can I do for you?)

[personal profile] dawning 2016-08-28 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ If only you knew how much he needed, Heather. ]

he's not gross at all! he's really handsome and good looking!
like a model!
foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-08-29 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
that doesn't mean anything dawn once i went out with a guy from school who looked like orlando bloom and then on the very first date he stuck his tongue in my ear

i have exactly zero patience for weirdos ok
dawning: (☆ so let's start this off right)

[personal profile] dawning 2016-08-30 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
whos orlando bloom and why would he stick his tongue in your ear?

that sounds gross
foolishwren: coming over to my house and staring at my wolf figurines in complete silence. if you touch any of them the date is over (the ideal date:)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-08-31 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
a celebrity, never mind its not important

the grossness is the point

someone unexpectedly sticking their tongue in ur ear is gross

a dude who constantly accuses u of trying to leave and then just blubbers and locks himself in a basement when u tell him ur not going to is also gross

i wouldnt put up with that shit its a fucking self fulfilling prophecy
dawning: (☆ say hullo to the missus)

[personal profile] dawning 2016-09-05 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
oh no no no that's not how it happened last time!

he was saying that on the network so i got mad and i marched right to his place and went through his floor so he couldn't escape

then i made him put his head on my lap and while i peted his hair

we talked a little about our families! but then he started being really gloomy again so i grabbed him by his face because he kept on avoiding looking me in the eye and i told him really sternly that i would be his friend no matter what!

and that's when he started crying again for some reason

i don't really get why
foolishwren: what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it (what if i just lost it)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-09-07 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[.........]

.... well honestly dawn that sounds like U were bein a little creepy
dawning: (☆ THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE)

[personal profile] dawning 2016-09-12 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
i was?!?!?!

oh no! is that why he was crying?????
foolishwren: The walls are coated in human skin and stuff's starting to move under it, LET'S JUST LEAVE. (... You know what?)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-09-12 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
idk????

sometimes ppl just need their space

if some1 came booming up out of my floor when i wanted 2 b alone id probably get upset too
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