foolishwren: Me, a fucking fool: Figures. (tarot reader: I keep getting 'The Fool')
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2016-01-31 03:17 pm

126. [Video, action for anywhere in Goldenrod] (backdated to January 29th)

[She'd been lucky enough to be spared the effects of the past three weeks. BUT SHE'S NOT SO LUCKY THIS TIME.]

[The video opens on her already walking hurriedly down a surburban Goldenrod street towards the downtown area. IF SHE JUST KEEPS MOVING, MAYBE SHE WON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ANYBODY ELSE TODAY.]

[But just in case, she's hoping she can stave off karma catching up with her by making a quick confession to the network.]


HEY.

So anyone who was here like a year ago and wondered about the weird black eye I had that one time?

I lied.

I didn't get it in a fight with a dude 'the size of Kentucky' like I claimed.

Actually, I just walked into a glass door because I was thinking about how much I wanted a Pumpka-spice latte from Sawsbucks and I was too embarrassed to tell anybody.

[The camera then turns abruptly to the sky.]

THERE! You happy, weird Pokemon gods? I said something embarrassing! Now leave me alone!

[The video ends.]

[Spoiler alert: she is not going to be left alone.]




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lieutenantantichrist: (tweedy impertinence)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-02-27 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Aaah, every teenager thinks that. What did you do, smoke pot once?

[Blake would be slightly less of a dick, but it seems like anything that comes into his head is falling out of his mouth today.]
lieutenantantichrist: (they fuck up they get beat)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-02-29 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Bullshit. Heather, I am not going to believe you're an arsonist kidnapper.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-02-29 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
And use the damn crosswalk.
lieutenantantichrist: (I'm just a humble motherfucker)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-02-29 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
You said you made people disappear. That's not that easy, even for somebody over 100 pounds and old enough to rent a car.

You're gonna have to start from the beginning, here.



And don't come crying to me when you get run over by a rhino.
lieutenantantichrist: (all in the game)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-03-01 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
What, like David Copperfield? [Blake's half joking around and half plain not following.

He gestures her down a street.]


Here, I'll buy you a coffee before you get mauled by a little old lady and her ugly-ass cat.

What? It's not my fault. It's in the damn name.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-03-05 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[He takes her into one of the cafes he likes. None of this wussy hipster crap with trendy music and art on the walls that doesn't look like anything. Just good basic coffee.

She looks like she's having a hell of a day, so Blake gets her a muffin, too. He is a man of staggering generosity. He takes a seat and gestures her to the other.]


So tell me about it. I have jack shit to do today, I was just walking around trying to make myself feel useful.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-03-07 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[A girl her age should not be able to sigh like a veteran at the beginning of a long night.

From the word 'cult,' she has his attention.]


Plenty about exactly how much they can do before you can arrest them. Sons of bitches are real good at toeing that line.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-03-13 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Also like a veteran at the beginning of a long night, Blake takes a deep drink of coffee.]

Shit. You serious? All this time?

[But as he thinks about it, it starts to make sense. A little wild, fiercely independent - sounds about right for somebody young who's busted out of a place that kept her under control.]

So tell me which one. Scientologists? Moonies? Those fringe Christian types where you all wear Little House on the Prairie dresses and everybody has seventeen kids?

[He isn't as flippant as he sounds. He knows that the more aggressively wholesome they look on the outside, the nastier it is on the inside.]
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-03-19 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[That's a new one. Blake's never heard of them, but the name's vague enough there could be a million of them. He remembers the Satanic Panic back in the 80s, how once they got to the bottom of it there was nothing there but mob hysteria, but Heather doesn't sound like a kid somebody accidentally talked into making up memories.

Don't lead. Let them talk. That's what they always told Blake, though he was usually working with the kind of assholes who needed to get lead with fists before you could get anywhere.]


Christ. Your mother?

["Big" and "Christian" suggests one of those money-grubbing megachurch things. Must've been good at keeping the Satanic parts quiet until the members got too deep in to get out.]
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-03-28 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blake believes her when she uses the word monster. He's known plenty of parents he could call that. You don't run into a lot of model ones, in his line of work.

There's one word in there that makes his hands suddenly fist and his teeth clench. In a reflex like doubling over when you're punched in the gut, he spits out,]
Police don't--

[He bites it off and stares hard down at the counter. It takes a minute to wrench his head back on track.]

How'd you get out?
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-04-02 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[It's too sharply that he snarls] I know that. The worst son of a bitch I ever knew was a cop.

[He knows it better than anybody.

He didn't mean to say that much. He takes in a deep breath and shoves that old anger back down to where it lives.]


But that doesn't have anything to do with you.

Your dad tracked you down and got you out, huh? Must've been a resourceful guy.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-04-07 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blake listens. Every word makes his grip on his cup get tighter.

A strange look comes over his face. The corner of his mouth twitches like it's not sure what direction to go in. He looks wary and hope-tinged, like he's not sure whether or not there's a joke getting played, but he wants to look like he's in on it.]


You're shitting me, right? You're playing around and trying to see how gullible the old man can get.

[He sounds like he's trying to convince somebody.]

I've known you for a hell of a long time now, Heather. You may've had a rough childhood, but you're not some kinda psychic assassin thing. You're a normal kid with a smart mouth and a bigass dog.

[Aren't you?

His knuckles are pale as he grips the cup. The look on his face is immobile.]


Tell me you're joking around.
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