[Liquid's first instinct would be to start punching things until they weren't problems anymore, but that would probably just result in a crystallized hand.]

Indeed.

[What came out of the Pokeball kind of looked like a grey ninja turtle without the shell or bandanna-- a Machop.]

Samson, take the one on the right.

[Did you know that Liquid got a freaking martial arts ninja Pokemon? Because that little not-quite-a-ninja-turtle just flying kicked an Unown. In whatever passed for its midsection.]