67. [4TH WALL EVENT POST]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[So that night, y'know, Heather and presumably a lot of other people getting ready to head off from Olivine in the morning after all that stormy chaos had all either conked out in the Center or checked into the (distinctly crappier than Goldenrod's, for the record-- PEH) local inn for the night.]

[And in the morning, all would be normal and Heather'd head off back to Goldenrod with her dad and everything would be totally chill.]</sub>

_{[... Or not.]}

 

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[ooc: SO FOR THE DURATION OF THE EVENT, HEATHER WILL BE WANDERING AROUND WITH A CERTAIN UNWANTED GUARDIAN ANGEL IN TOW. That said, if you just wanna subject Heather to whatever crack you want, by all means TAG AWAY as though Valtiel's just a fly on the wall. He's pretty good at that. SO HIT ME WITH YOUR WTF-IEST, GUYS!]

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[exeggutorhead]

[Envy's just walking along minding his own business, and oh hey it's Heather--WHAT IS THAT]

The hell is following you?!

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[foolishwren]

Don't ask.

Just-- ... don't even ask.

_{[Sup Envy, Valtiel is glaring in your general direction.]}

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[exeggutorhead]

[And Envy glares right back at Valtiel, before turning back to Heather.]

Well if he's from your world, I can see why me not being human wasn't much of an issue.

...lot of weird stuff happening today.

[action]

[foolishwren]

Yeah, sheds a little light on things, don't it?

_{[Her face is in her hands.]}

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[exeggutorhead]

I'll say. The whole world isn't full of this kind of guy, is it?

[He turns to look Valtiel up and down.] Pretty ugly bastard. And he's just...following you? [Creepy.]

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[foolishwren]

No. He's just special.

And yes, he is.

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[exeggutorhead]

Special's a good word for it.

[He leans a little forward to wave a hand in front of Valtiel's face. How can he be glaring if he has no eyes?]

[Yeah, with the return of his powers, all of the self preservation Envy learned in Johto has VANISHED.]

[action]

[foolishwren]

_{[Which is why-- ... yeah Valtiel's just gonna be taking his hand and trying to bend it backwards, in that calm, quiet manner that any good bodyguard has.]</sub.}

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[exeggutorhead]

[And Valtiel succeeds! And depending on how hard Valtiel was bending that hand, it will come with some nasty popping and/or breaking noises. Envy yelps and curses and jerks his hand back to hold it against his chest, glaring daggers at the monster.]

That hurt you bastard! [He looks very much like he might be about to retaliate. STOP HIM HEATHER STOP HIM.]

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[foolishwren]

ENVY! Dude-- leave him-- it-- alone!

<sub>[You bet Heather's gonna be trying to stop him. Because... yeah. She doesn't need Valtiel to hurt anybody here.]

[Which he is totally tensing up to do.]</sub>