67. [4TH WALL EVENT POST]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[So that night, y'know, Heather and presumably a lot of other people getting ready to head off from Olivine in the morning after all that stormy chaos had all either conked out in the Center or checked into the (distinctly crappier than Goldenrod's, for the record-- PEH) local inn for the night.]

[And in the morning, all would be normal and Heather'd head off back to Goldenrod with her dad and everything would be totally chill.]</sub>

_{[... Or not.]}

 

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[ooc: SO FOR THE DURATION OF THE EVENT, HEATHER WILL BE WANDERING AROUND WITH A CERTAIN UNWANTED GUARDIAN ANGEL IN TOW. That said, if you just wanna subject Heather to whatever crack you want, by all means TAG AWAY as though Valtiel's just a fly on the wall. He's pretty good at that. SO HIT ME WITH YOUR WTF-IEST, GUYS!]

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[razpony.livejournal.com]

[Here Heather. Have a goggled pony and his Gallade. Just. Staring.]
What sort of beast is that?!

[foolishwren]

That's an angel.

_{[The ugliest angel EVER, but an angel.]}

Action..............hotel.......

[harryusedworry.livejournal.com]

[Harry is staring ...and staring....and ...]

......






Heather....

Action..............hotel.......

[foolishwren]

_{[And Heather is in the midst of chucking her pillow straight at the unwanted guest. It nails the 'angel' right in the fact with a WOMP.]}

Dad! Stay away from it!

[omnomcookies.livejournal.com]

[foolishwren]

....

_{[... AND HEATHER WANTS TO STOP BEING TRAUMATIZED BY ICONIC FIGURES FROM HER CHILDHOOD.]}

I think there's some-- uh-- over there.

Yeah.

[action]

[bakaitoukid]

[IS SHE WANDERING AROUND SOMEWHERE WHERE HE CAN SEE HER?]

Hea-- [what the heeeeell]

[action]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[YES SHE IS. LET'S JUST SAY-- OUTSIDE ON THE BEACH.]

[By this point? She's figured out that Valtiel isn't goin' anywhere, and is just resignedly trudging along, looking pissy as hell while the eyeless creature sort of... bobbles along behind her jerkily.]</sub>

Hi.

[tapestodiane]

_{[Oh hey, it's Heather!- and ... ... actually, he's not even going to try to put a name on that thing. He keeps a wary look trained on it as he goes up to her. Sort of carefully. As is his tone. :| What if he angers it he really isn't sure what he's supposed to do about its presence.]}

Heather. What is that?

[foolishwren]

<sub>[HI THERE COOPER.]

[Guess you won't have to rely on second-hand sources for examples of Silent Hill wtfery for the moment.]

[Heather, for her part, looks angrier than the creature... although when Cooper approaches? It stops investigating the contents of Heather's bag and straightens all the way up, folding its arms. >8( It's watching you Cooper.]</sub>

Cooper.

That is an angel.

[ action ] i am sorry

[gditrose.livejournal.com]

... What the fuck.

[ action ] FFFFFFFFFFFFF--!

[foolishwren]

_{[WH-- there is a policewoman in her room. It's not a Jenny. And it's not Cybil (THE ONE THAT SHE KNOWS, ANYWAY LOOOOOL.]}

DUDE, put the gun down! If he sees that thing pointed in my general direction--

_{[Uh oh. He already saw it. Valtiel is all kinds of approaching Cybil. DB< BITCH DON'T YOU POINT A GUN AT THE MOTHER OF GOD!!]}

I figured all the times he's shown up in the OOC comm...

[patternprophet.livejournal.com]

[For what it's worth, it's actually rare for Leoben to be rendered speechless. Usually, he's pretty good at anticipating all things. This, however, has thrown him for a loop]

What is that?

Hahahah, who, Valtiel? XDD

[foolishwren]

_{[Silent Hill is good at doing that.]}

That's an angel.

[action]

[quickattackjack]

_{[WILD SKELETON APPEARS. He's been going...everywhere ever today and looks a little out of breath. Some how. But he's happy to spot a familiar face in the chaos.]}

Heather! It's great to see you again! I was just passing through and--


_{[ .................8u who was THAT? Val looked terrifying! Somebody Jack feels he needs to get to know!]}

Who's your friend?

[action]

[foolishwren]

_{[So where could she go where she won't have to explain Valtiel's presence to-- OH SHI-- .... oh. Oh jeez. It was Jack. She'd gotten so used to the flesh-covered version that she'd almost forgotten what the original looked like.]}

Oh-- hey, Jack...

He's, uh.

... He's not my friend.

_{[Valtiel is looking Jack up and down.]}

Action

[fatherhypocrite.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey Heather, look whose walking by. It's your old friend. Vincent....

Incoming in 3..2...]

Hiya Heather.

Action

[foolishwren]

<sub>[... Oh HELL no.]

[Heather whirls around. If she was a dog? Her ears were be pinned and she'd be baring her teeth.]</sub>

Wh-- ... Where the HELL did you come from?!

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

... Heather?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[She's already pretty jumpy when she picks up that 'Gear, and given she's expecting to see a grumpy old man face... yeah.]

[The 'Gear promptly clatters to the ground again.]</sub>

THE HELL--!

action

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

[And here he was planning on enjoying the beach. Maybe checking to see if they've got chili dogs.

But this? That's just terrifying.]

action

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Welcome to WTF-LAND, Sonic. There's no chili-dogs in Silent Hill, but there IS mysterious pizza.]

[Heather literally stomps straight PAST the blue hedgehog, but Valtiel pauses and gives Sonic a pointed look. Because he is nearby and therefore he might be a threat to Heather. >8I]</sub>

[action]

[darkenedgales]

[Okay, this? This may be one of the worst cases of Nightmare Fuel Crow's ever witnessed. And he's seen a lot.]

What the fuck is that supposed to--

[Sadly, he can't really finish the sentence as he suddenly hisses in pain and looks down at his right forearm, only to find it glowing with bright, red light in this shape.

... Cool, huh?]

[action]

[foolishwren]

_{[Man, if you think VALTIEL'S bad, you should see the GOD Heather had to kill...]}

That's an ang-- .... what the hell?

You're... uh. Glowing.

[milk-and-cream.livejournal.com]

[As a male succubus Kogure has seen a lot of odd things, that angel however is taking the cake.]

What in hell's name happened to that angel!

[foolishwren]

It fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[chocolatgenius.livejournal.com]

[Ready? Ready? Ready?

READY?

GO.]

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[Uh oh. UH OH GUS. You made a high, shrill sound. Monsters like that. ... Or... well, not really LIKE it, but it sure as hell catches their attention. And in this case, the strange black man making teenage girl noises, in Valtiel's opinion, JUST MIGHT BE A THREAT.]

[Congratulations, Gus. He's coming towards you now.]</sub>

[madvaporskillz.livejournal.com]

[suddenly! floating bue and gray cat.]

Quite the sight, I must say.

[foolishwren]

_{[... Oh god. Heather's read too many books NOT to know what that thing is.]}

Curiouser and curiouser, huh?

[motherofsilence.livejournal.com]

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[It takes a moment for Heather to notice her sorry, shadowy past-self-- given the silence and the fact that she's busy dealing with BUTTFACE MCSTALKY here.]

[But eventually? Yes, she spots her doppelganger and does a double-take. Because that is, basically, the general human response to spotting creepy girls with long dark hair watching them from a corner.]

[Holy shit, MORE freaky stuff in her room?! This is getting ridi-- ... wait a sec.]

[... Squint.]</sub>

... Alessa...?

[multimeme.livejournal.com]

[foolishwren]

... Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction.

_{[Except angrier.]}

[hardened-dadass.livejournal.com]

[POOF, A CONFUSED BARBARIAN POPS INTO YOUR ROOM.]

What the--

[And then he sees the... thing.] Is that a Shade?!

[foolishwren]

_{[Well, given Valtiel's unwanted entrance, Heather had been fairly certain that there wouldn't be any other WTF appearances for now. SHE WAS WRONG.]}

Holy FU--! DUDE, what the hell is this, some kinda teleportation hot spot?! I-- ... oh, hell.

_{[A STRANGE AND SORT OF SCARY-LOOKING MAN HAS APPEARED. CLEARLY HE MIGHT BE A THREAT TO THE MOTHER OF GOD. Valtiel moves towards Nier menacingly. >8I]}

[zach-is-with-me.livejournal.com]

[Meanwhile, smoking calmly in a corner...]

Now this looks a little more familiar.

[foolishwren]

Who the heck're YOU?!

_{[Heather's voice is a little twangy in her general confusion and alarm. SO MUCH WEIRD IN SUCH A SHORT SPAN OF TIME, SOB, WHY CAN'T THE UNIVERSE JUST WARN HER BEFORE DOING THIS SHIT]}

[Voice]

[tripleshuttle.livejournal.com]

[Nothing thrilling, but it's certainly more interesting than the mountain range of the little animals. Besides, he likes the guy's style. Popping out from unexpected places isn't his thing, being so large, but he does respect a mech-- man, he reminds himself - who can.]

[But at the moment, he's laughing his ass off in the creepiest manner possible.]

Now, that's interesting. Better looking than most of you Fleshlings.

[Voice]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[... Ew. Heather is not a huge fan of creepy laughing voices coming out of her speakers. In fact, she's not a fan of creepy ANYTHING coming through her speakers.]

[Y'know, after that damn radio...]</sub>

You got a real fucked-up idea of what looks good, then.

Action

[isthelittlegirl.livejournal.com]

[There is a little girl looking around]

Action

[foolishwren]

_{[... Well, ALESSA showed up... Heather spots her past self and mentally facepalms. Oh god. She is going to wander into a patch of grass and get eaten by Rattata. And create a time paradox. Or something.]}

Hey! Hey, kid!

[action]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy's just walking along minding his own business, and oh hey it's Heather--WHAT IS THAT]

The hell is following you?!

[action]

[foolishwren]

Don't ask.

Just-- ... don't even ask.

_{[Sup Envy, Valtiel is glaring in your general direction.]}

[immolatedangel.livejournal.com]

[And, suddenly, there was a PILLAR OF HEAVENLY FIRE]

BEHOLD THE METATRON, HERALD OF THE ALMIGHTY AND VOICE OF THE ONE TRUE GOD.

[foolishwren]

_[SCREAM.]

HOLY FUCKING--

_{[And yeah, Heather will be... um... sending out her Totodile, aiming him in Metatron's direction, and SQUEEZING. Cue a startled Water Gun attack.]}

[video]

[callmeadam.livejournal.com]

Heather, what the hell is that thing? Why doesn't it have a face?

[video]

[foolishwren]

That's an angel.

Don't touch it. It's got an auto-erotic asphyxiation fetish.

And it likes blondes.

_{[... And Heather's just making shit up at this point, if that's not obvious.]}

LATEST FOURTH WALL TAG EVER. Also, hiiiii. <3

[cheapblusuits.livejournal.com]

[Hi, Heather! Does this face look familiar? How about these spikes? Or this ratty blue suit? Or the hulking blue derpface lugging around behind him as he trots over to the girl, beautifully oblivious...for the time being.] Heather, hey--Heather!

asdlkhsdf Nick ;-; I missed youuu also I am going to bed like right now but TAG ANYWAY

[foolishwren]

<sub>[WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?]

[Nah j/k. Heather remembers that voice. It's the voice that talked her through that awful night last December. How could she forget it?]

[Eyes widening in surprise, she whips around-- holy shit it IS him.]</sub>

I-- h-- Phoenix!

_{[And you know what, Valtiel WAS coming down from ... wherever the hell he was hanging (he is kind of like Spider-man) to deal with the strange, spiky-haired interloper, but when Heather immediately threw herself towards the lawyer in a fierce hug, he just sort of shrugged and gave up. There was only so much he could do to protect her if she was hugging everybody, man. :I]}