120. [FOURTH WALL, ACTION FOR ERRYBODY] Backdated to morning on the 29th onwards

[foolishwren]

<sub>[What a lovely morning!]

[It's the crack of dawn, the Pidgeys are twittering, sprinklers next door are turning on and occasionally shooting water over the fence and into the pool, making the two Sharpedo living back there swim around in mingled excitement and panic. What a time to be alive.]





[Wait a minute.]





[God dammit.]</sub>



[ooc: This is a bit of a catch-all, feel free to assume your character is running into Heather ANY TIME, ANYWHERE. They don't have to respond specifically to the Sewer Fairy, although she will be following Heather around and popping up in inopportune places.]

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[show_my_cannons]

... You just cannot escape the weird scrap. Can you?

[Hi Heather, it's your robot dad. On your gear. How's it going?]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[At least there's ONE goddamn thing she can look forward to about these days.]

[Heather groans, rubbing her face while the fairy twinkles faintly in the background.]</sub>

Hey. How long have you known me?

You should be able to tell by now that I'm cursed.

[show_my_cannons]

[He grimaces at the fairy. That's... even worse than the more sparkly of the pokemon. Seriously.]

I was hoping your 'curse' had passed somewhat. I was incorrect.

[Pause.]

Are you all right?

[foolishwren]

Yeah.

The most this shit hurts is my EYES.

To be honest, I'm just glad there's no monsters this time.

[show_my_cannons]

Are you?

Just means we cannot punch them.

[Meaning: no back-to-back monster squashing with dad and child.]

[foolishwren]

... Heh.

You always do have a good point.

Been missin' you a lot lately.

[show_my_cannons]

That, I try to do frequently.

... Hm. Everything all right?

[foolishwren]

As all-right as it can be.

Just been nostalgic lately, y'know?

Where are you, anyway? I'd rather hang out with YOU than this dingbat.

_{[She jerks her thumb over her shoulder at the fairy.]}

[show_my_cannons]

Sort of.

Eh... [Cue a slow look around.] Here. See?

[Ironhide, turning the camera around to show off your surroundings just makes people sick.]

[foolishwren]

--oookay, okay, you can stop, I can tell where you are.

I'll be there in fifteen as long as no living cartoons or magic schoolbuses run me over, okay?

[show_my_cannons]

Magic... school buses...

[But okay. He'll be there.]