040. Video/Text

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Guess who suddenly has a LOT more free time after being forcibly given less hours at the department store? Turns out lying about your age to get a full-time job is only funny as long as you're getting away with it. She's not complaining too much, though. Now that the initial post-poverty 'Oh my god I have to get money immediately so that I am not depending on others to feed me I MUST RECLAIM MY INDEPENDENCE' panic has passed, she's actually remembered why she always hated working long shifts anyway. This meant less time spend in the company of the Psycho Bitchmonster of Despair.]

[The video pops on with her in her room, viciously re-ruffling her hair with one hand to return it to its usual flyaway state after it'd been trapped under that stupid clerk hat all day.]</sub>

'Sup, Johto.

So uh, I had a question, actually.

You know those blue crocodiles? Um-- Totodile, I guess they're called?

What... exactly are they supposed to eat after they've hatched? I mean, I sort of assumed that 'meat' would be on the menu, but 'Zilla here's kind of been eating... well. Everything.

_{[Turning the camera away from her face, she pointed it over to the window where, in a patch of sunlight, a happily-snoozing baby Totodile was curled among the remains of something that had once been one of Heather's boots. A short distance away, the other boot lay carelessly discarded with a large chomp taken out of the heel.]}

Is.... is this normal?

_{And should I be pumping his stomach?}





Text to Liquid

hey Liquid I gotta ask you something

Are you in your room?

regardless I am going to come and knock obnoxiously on the door in maybe ten minutes so BE PREPARED

Comments

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[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

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[foolishwren]

_{[By this point, she's already left so he will have to wait in SUSPENSE until she knocks on the door in her usual loud, enthusiastic fashion.]}

[video]

[quickattackjack]

_{[Wild Jack appears! Already in mid-thought it seems, as he taps his chin with a finger and squints into the distance.]}

You should be feeding him children.

[video]

[foolishwren]

But I don't have any and someone would notice if the toddlers in this city started disappearing.

[voice]

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

... Perhaps you should ask at the Pokémon Center.

[voice]

[foolishwren]

I.... I just might.

[video]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

...

Um.

Sora said something about his Girafarig getting indigestion from paper, but I don't think I've ever seen anything that goes after... boots.

I mean, Posie munched on people's shoelaces when she was a baby, but--

[video]

[foolishwren]

I'd be mad about it, but he just looks so... happy about it.

... And you should see what he did to the shower curtains.

_{[S-she was going to have to pay extra just to replace all the stuff Godzilla was EATING from the room. Good thing she had a job...]}

[video]

[usedsuitup.livejournal.com]

They eat pretty much everything. And nothing seems to phase them.

At least, that's what I've figured out with Ted.

[Ted will wave happily at the screen, and there's some gibberish text. He wants to blog to]

agjkafhdgjk

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[foolishwren]

Well, that's a relief to hear, I guess... I was worried he was gonna like. Explode or something.

_{[SOMEDAY TED, YOU TOO SHALL BE A LEGENDARY BLOGGER.]}

[video]

[miniworth]

...At least it eats.

My Growlithe won't eat anything but my food. She's really picky about berries, too.

[video]

[foolishwren]

Huh. Well, I wish this thing was a little less picky. Those were my favorite boots...

[video]

[usedgigadrain.livejournal.com]

[Kisame is smiling at the camera like nothing is unusual but there's a tree behind him that's...upside down. Kisame's not, according to his 'gear. Hmmm...]

I think they've got hardier stomachs than humans. Anago just eats boulders and rocks.

[video]

[foolishwren]

Wh-- rocks, really? What the hell kind of Pokemon is Anago the-- ....

_[Blink.]

.... Dude, what's up with that tree.

[video]

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

It looks like it'd be a carnivore, judging by its teeth. But who knows, maybe it's an omnivore.

[video]

[foolishwren]

Well, he's just sort of eating... EVERYTHING. Ever.

If I put it in front of him, he will try to eat it.

[video]

[overthedratini.livejournal.com]

... Well, it looks happy enough.

[video]

[foolishwren]

That's sort of what frightens me.

He just ate like a whole pound of rubber.

[video]

[useddragonrush.livejournal.com]

... Suddenly, I'm glad I have a Krabby instead of a Totodile.

[video]

[foolishwren]

If he eats this much just a few weeks after hatching, I'd hate to see what he's going to need when he's full-grown.

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

...

That's what you get for naming him Godzilla.

[video]

[foolishwren]

Well I didn't think he was gonna take it LITERALLY!


_{My boots.}

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[magictricking.livejournal.com]

I dunno about after they've hatched, but Mr. Hat Junior would eat anything.

[video]

[foolishwren]

So he won't die or anything?

[Video]

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

DID HE EAT YOUR HAND?!

[Helpful Jango is helpful.]