foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote 2010-11-27 08:39 pm (UTC)

[Awhile later, footsteps sound on the stairs as Heather tromps back down them.]

And-- he was standing in a corner and just-- making noises and when I tried to leave, he was following me and-- just-- LOOK, okay?!

[She emerges into the laundry room, followed my Psycho Bitch-Monster of Death (aka her supervisor), and points at the corner-- .... which is empty.]

.....


[The supervisor squints through her thick glasses.]

..... WELL. I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.


But... he was HERE, I swear!


SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF WORKING, AND WASTING MY TIME WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!

Dude-- what-- WHY would I LIE about something like tha-- OW ow owo OW--

[Aaaand Heather is being grabbed by the ear and hauled off back up the stairs. SO MUCH FOR THAT.]


[~*~fin~*~]

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