[>8I AND HEATHER IS OLDER AND COULD PROBABLY GET YOU IN A HEADLOCK AND MAKE YOU SAY UNCLE SO WHAT SHE SAYS GOES, LITTLE SIS.]
[She stands up. ... Could it be that she's gonna play the GOOD role model for once?]
Yeah, well, TOO BAD.
You are FIFTEEN, weird shadow stripper thing, and that means PANTS, and some kind of shirt!
You can frolick merrily through the flowers in total pantslessness once you turn eighteen, but TILL then, you are gonna put some damn clothes on and you are gonna LIKE IT!
[... Well, that's it. The world has clearly ended. Heather has become her father. Any second now, Cthulu will rise from the depths and Tinky Winky will eat the Southern Hemisphere.]
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[She stands up. ... Could it be that she's gonna play the GOOD role model for once?]
Yeah, well, TOO BAD.
You are FIFTEEN, weird shadow stripper thing, and that means PANTS, and some kind of shirt!
You can frolick merrily through the flowers in total pantslessness once you turn eighteen, but TILL then, you are gonna put some damn clothes on and you are gonna LIKE IT!
[... Well, that's it. The world has clearly ended. Heather has become her father. Any second now, Cthulu will rise from the depths and Tinky Winky will eat the Southern Hemisphere.]