foolishwren | 044. [Video/Action for Goldenrod]

_{[Like so many transmissions today, this one opens up with the camera aimed straight up at the velvety-gray sky, with dry little flakes of snow drifting down. It also cuts in about halfway through a sentence--]}

--ime to get some winter gear... Hey, network. Please enjoy five minutes of my dog being a spaz.

_{[It swivels down to focus on the plaza-- looks like Heather's walking back to the hotel from work and is finally getting a chance to enjoy the flurries (though she's c-c-c-cold. The whole sleeveless routine won't work for too much longer...). The flagstones are dusted with snow, and-- ... as promised, Cujo is being a spaz.]}

[The orange-colored pup is lying on his side in the snow and just sort of... wriggling in place, snorfling around in the MAGICAL WHITE STUFF THAT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY. After a few seconds or two he suddenly surges upright, butt in the air and ears standing straight up. He stares, glassy-eyed, at the camera for a few seconds, and then lets out an explosive snort and goes tearing off in a random direction.]

['Zilla the toddler Totodile appears on the screen then, slipping and sliding after him through the snow at a laughably slower pace-- changing direction a few times as Cujo goes rocketing past in the opposite direction. Eventually he gives up and comes waddling back to Heather with a frustrated gargle. She laughs.]

Maybe when you get longer legs, buddy-- hey, let's see how Arty likes the snow. Ya like the snow, Arty?

_{[The camera turns and shows... well, this.]}

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....

.... I think she likes it.

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[You probably won't see this happy smile on his face after a few days, Heather, but let him show you the EXTREMELY TINY Growlithe that's snoozing in his nest of blankets.]

This is Pip, Miss Heather. I took him with me so Nurse Joy can make sure he's healthy.

[Aaand Pess, with a look that says something like, "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT" jumps out of the way as Cujo rockets past.]

_{[Heather can't see from across the street, so she hurries over, puffing, and leans in to take a look.]}

.... Oh .... _{[You know, Heather doesn't even like dogs, but... that is one cute little mofo.]}

He's ADORABLE!

_{[Cujo just sort of... juggernauts past her and then comes back around again, only to skid to a halt and go into a play-bow, tongue lolling out. :D Play? :D Play? :D PLAY?]}

He's really warm, too. [You can't say no to a puppy like this, Heather, phobia of dogs even. Edgeworth looks pretty damn happy as he holds the puppy, as well.

And Pess just. Gives Cujo this look because she's a pompous dog. 8| ....But what the hell it's SNOWING. And so she barks an affirmative and starts running in circles around the other dog.]

_{[No... no you cannot. It's too little and fat for her to hate it. Just wait till it gets older. For the moment, though, she does reach out tentatively to touch him.]

[Cujo, in the meantime, absolutely SHAKES with glee and starts turning in circles, himself. CIRCLES CIRCLES YAY OMG CIRCLES.]}

[Phoenix/Pip is like the most hilarious thing ever, just saying.

Pip's nose twitches in response to Heather's touch, but otherwise, he just keeps snoozing on. See Heather, not all dogs are bad..

lmao Cujo you're a derp and Sirius is much cooler but Pess likes you LET HER TACKLE YOU TO THE GROUND]

_{[Phoenix and puppies in general sound hilarious.]

[She can't help but smile a little.]}

He looks like his mom.

_{[Cujo lets out a delighted YOWRF as he's plowed into and what ensues will probably just be... crazy Growlithe wrestling session.]}

[Nick says he loves Pip more than Dahlia or Iris. :| b ]

He does, huh. Acts like her, too. [Like the fact that Edgeworth doesn't have a ribbon around his neck anymore? Yeah, that thing became Pip's chew toy.]

[ Pess hops off of Cujo in triumph and gives him a SMUG look. ]

_{[AS HE SHOULD.]

[Cujo... doesn't even look put off. He's just... a bag full of happy. He immediately jumps back up right and just... continues to leap at Pess. OMG OMG OMG :DDDD]}

[HE DEFINITELY SHOULD. Phoenix Pip is my non-romantic OTP, man.]

[HOLY CRAP GIANT BODY RAMMING INTO HER-- Pess is knocked over by Cujo's tackle, and the two dogs kind of roll down the street a bit now.]

_{[EPIC GROWLITHE FIGHT]}

[I WON'T LOSE TO YOU, DROOLY]

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