Heather Mason (
foolishwren) wrote2010-12-07 06:20 pm
Entry tags:
- *ace attorney: miles edgeworth,
- *ace attorney: phoenix wright,
- *ace attorney: the judge,
- *dcmk: kaito kuroba,
- *fullmetal alchemist: envy,
- *kingdom hearts: sora,
- *metal gear solid: hal 'otacon' emmerich,
- *metal gear solid: old snake,
- *naruto: kisame,
- *one piece: smoker,
- *professor layton: luke triton,
- action,
- arty,
- aw yeah,
- cujo,
- furret,
- godzilla,
- goldenrod city,
- growlithe,
- ic,
- image attached,
- let it snow let it snow let it snow,
- totodile,
- video,
- what is this i don't even
044. [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
[Like so many transmissions today, this one opens up with the camera aimed straight up at the velvety-gray sky, with dry little flakes of snow drifting down. It also cuts in about halfway through a sentence--]
--ime to get some winter gear... Hey, network. Please enjoy five minutes of my dog being a spaz.
[It swivels down to focus on the plaza-- looks like Heather's walking back to the hotel from work and is finally getting a chance to enjoy the flurries (though she's c-c-c-cold. The whole sleeveless routine won't work for too much longer...). The flagstones are dusted with snow, and-- ... as promised, Cujo is being a spaz.]
[The orange-colored pup is lying on his side in the snow and just sort of... wriggling in place, snorfling around in the MAGICAL WHITE STUFF THAT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY. After a few seconds or two he suddenly surges upright, butt in the air and ears standing straight up. He stares, glassy-eyed, at the camera for a few seconds, and then lets out an explosive snort and goes tearing off in a random direction.]
['Zilla the toddler Totodile appears on the screen then, slipping and sliding after him through the snow at a laughably slower pace-- changing direction a few times as Cujo goes rocketing past in the opposite direction. Eventually he gives up and comes waddling back to Heather with a frustrated gargle. She laughs.]
Maybe when you get longer legs, buddy-- hey, let's see how Arty likes the snow. Ya like the snow, Arty?
[The camera turns and shows... well, this.]

.... I think she likes it.
--ime to get some winter gear... Hey, network. Please enjoy five minutes of my dog being a spaz.
[It swivels down to focus on the plaza-- looks like Heather's walking back to the hotel from work and is finally getting a chance to enjoy the flurries (though she's c-c-c-cold. The whole sleeveless routine won't work for too much longer...). The flagstones are dusted with snow, and-- ... as promised, Cujo is being a spaz.]
[The orange-colored pup is lying on his side in the snow and just sort of... wriggling in place, snorfling around in the MAGICAL WHITE STUFF THAT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY. After a few seconds or two he suddenly surges upright, butt in the air and ears standing straight up. He stares, glassy-eyed, at the camera for a few seconds, and then lets out an explosive snort and goes tearing off in a random direction.]
['Zilla the toddler Totodile appears on the screen then, slipping and sliding after him through the snow at a laughably slower pace-- changing direction a few times as Cujo goes rocketing past in the opposite direction. Eventually he gives up and comes waddling back to Heather with a frustrated gargle. She laughs.]
Maybe when you get longer legs, buddy-- hey, let's see how Arty likes the snow. Ya like the snow, Arty?
[The camera turns and shows... well, this.]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....
.... I think she likes it.

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I guess. [Shrugs.] She has noodle-y arms.
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Well, a WEIRD birdinosaur then. Still cute, though.
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... Unless the cute gets traded in for AWESOME!
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[She snorts and ducks her head, flapping a hand at him to fake-fight it off.]
Whaaat? It's possible!
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Oh yeah...
[She laughs a little bit and steps inside the door. She needs to freshen up after work anyway. That place is starting to get CRAZY with holiday shopping...]
[... But then she pokes her head back out.]
Hey, where are you staying, anyway?
... You'd better not be camping outdoors now that it's getting to be snowy weather like this...
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DAMMIT, Sn-- I mean, Dave!
You and that box.
[Just wait, she's going to start sneaking around in HERS, TOO. Just to one-up him. Which will be impossible.]
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I gave you one, too. It's your problem if you don't use it.
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[... Just wait, he's gonna catch her going down hills in it once it's snowed enough.]
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[And about at that point, someone in the lobby yells at Heather to close the door.]
[Heather pauses, sucks her lips inward, and then points at Snake.]
This isn't over!
[Aaaand then she disappears in through the door.]
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