foolishwren: are waiting to GOOF OFF with you (SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA)
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote2011-01-09 01:49 am

51. Video

[When the feed blinks on, it's snowing.]

[More specifically, it's snowing outside-- the vantage point is high, aiming downwards from the fourth-story window of Heather's hotel room at the street corner below. The snowflakes are thick and fat and have been coming down for awhile.]

[Heather is nowhere to be seen-- looks like she's the one holding the camera. Her voice, however, is clearly recognizable, albeit it's hushed-- and there's a couple of other voices in the background, too..]


Hit record. Hit record, dammi--

Okay-- okay, shut up, Liquid, I'm filming.

HHEM.

Sup, Johto?

It's just a little past one-thirty in the morning. It's snowing, and we have made a discovery.

[Around this point, another voice cuts in-- one belonging to a familiar disapproving scientist.]

Heather, this really isn't something you should be broadcasting, think of those peop--


THAT DISCOVERY is that a certain street-corner is a one-ingredient recipe for destruction. Please observe.

[The camera zooms in on a corner of the sidewalk down below-- it looks innocuous enough, but hey, look at that rich, snooty-looking lady walking down the sidewalk! She's got a fashionable-looking PokeGear pinched between her shoulder and ear, and her arms are full of shopping bags. A live Furret appears to be wrapped around her neck.]

[When Heather speaks, her voice is full of barely-restrained laughter.]


She has.

No.

Idea.

That her life is about to be changed forever.

[The camera follows the woman's progress as she heads down the sidewalk-- and then, as she steps off the curb to cross the street at the corner... her feet go out from under her, her bags fly in the air, and she lands on her back on the ground, sliding gracefully across the street. The Furret, now puffed-up and horrified, trails behind her.]

[Meanwhile, there's a small explosion of muffled laughter from off-screen that continues for the entire period of time that the woman tries-- and continually fails-- to collect her bags and get up.]


AHAHAHH! Right on her ARSE!

Liquid, don't encourage her--


Ohoho my god, she just keeps falling down!

Heather, that's-- pfffhhah-- AHEM. Heather, that's NOT funny. It's-- pffff


Look-- wait-- I think she's gonna make it-- she's gonna-- ... no she's not.

[EVENTUALLY, the woman finally struggles upright and carries on her way huffily-- but the video goes onwards.]

[For those staying on Heather's channel, they will be treated to footage of many individuals-- random teenagers, businessmen, even a traveling Nurse Joy-- all coming face to face with the dreaded Icy Corner and losing the battle in various hilarious, slapstick ways.]

[And then, eventually ... A certain individual of note comes walking down the street. Who could it be? Well, Heather doesn't recognize him (considering the circumstances under which they met), although he'd certainly recognize her if he saw her...]




[The camera zooms in on him, shakily.]

Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a policeman.

Is he prepared.

HEATHER. Do you have NO respec--

--To meet the Corner of Doom?

You are a sadistic child.

Let's find out.





Wait for it...




[The feed's audio is dominated by three hushed voices laughing hysterically before it cuts out.]





[ooc: Green is Otacon, Orange is Liquid, normal is Heather.]
miniworth: (h-hides face)

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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-01-09 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[OH GOD NO HEATHER DON'T SHOW HIM---


...brb child collapsing in a fit of giggles.]
miniworth: (h-hides face)

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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-01-09 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
We don't need a Youtube-- the network is already-- pfft--ahahaha.....

miniworth: (h-hides face)

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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-01-09 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
M-Miss Heather -- [pfffahdakjsf] -- this is terrible, ahaha, and that's dangerous--
miniworth: (Today is a good day a good day for once.)

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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-01-09 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
B-but... [Whatever he was going to say, he can't say it now because glancing up at the screen showed more Jerry fail.... aaand he'd back to laughing.]
miniworth: (Today is a good day a good day for once.)

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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-01-09 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is in such good spirits because of you(r cruelty) Heather.

He pauses his laughing after a while, still grinning with mirth.]


W..where is that corner, by the way? I don't think it would do me much good to fall there, myself.
miniworth: (Heh.)

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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-01-09 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
.....Huh.

I hope you catch Phoenix if he ever slips on it.
miniworth: (Today is a good day a good day for once.)

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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-01-10 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It's Phoenix's fault for teasing Miles about his height. He had it coming.]

Excellent!

[Besides, Miles is in SUCH a good mood right now.]
miniworth: (Gregory)

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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-01-10 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[More laughing from the kid. Oh, god, why didn't it freeze in Los Angeles? This was so brilliant.]

What gave you this idea, anyhow, Heather?
miniworth: (......what)

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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-01-10 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, he's seeing Larry slipping on the street behind Heather.]

I don't think lLarry's learning anything.
miniworth: (h-hides face)

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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-01-10 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
.... [ /snrk

and now he's loling again too]

[video] Hope you don't mind my threadjacking!

[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you guys fall off a ledge while slipping on ice!
miniworth: (Today is a good day a good day for once.)

[video] Wel welcome you with open arms <3

[personal profile] miniworth 2011-01-10 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[F-f-fflskjdhfasldkpffffffft. Larry. Just looking at you is making him laugh again.]

Come on, Larry, you're the only one who hasn't fallen off those ledges yet. I'd bet they're waiting for you arrival eagerly.

[video] D'aww you gaiz <3

[identity profile] itsthebutz.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[GRITTING HIS TEETH-] Y-Yeah well... They can wait all they want, 'cause they're never gonna get the best of me!

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